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    Dick's first night in juvie, he meets a boy his age, with dark hair and light eyes, and they immediately click. Almost from the start, it's Dick and Jason against the world.

    Instead of taking in just an orphaned acrobat, Bruce finds himself adopting the Dick's Alley-kid roommate as well. With two eight-year-olds running around the manor, it's only a matter of time before they find out he's Batman.

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    AU where Dick and Jason are the same age and get adopted at the same time, and how it affects their story and relationship.

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    10 Jul 2026

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    Peter Parker may have been dropped in some Jersey-based hellscape thanks to Dr Strange’s spell, but he was making it work. He was. Okay, reliving his teen years wasn’t on his bingo card, nor was being homeless, but he wasn't homeless for long! He’s been crashing with one of the local heroes. It’s some guy called Red Hood who seems to terrify everyone, which personally he thinks is silly, because this dork is clearly an absolute softy. Despite having the intelligence of an 18 year old tech genius in the body of a homeless 13 year old, and, oh yeah, the whole spider thing, Peter thinks he’s been doing a stellar job of being your run-of-the-mill average homeless teenager.

     
    Jason Todd, on the other hand, is about to have an aneurism. There is a homeless child with his name, Dick's face and Tim's intelligence sleeping in his safe-house. They don’t know where he came from, or how he fights as easy as breathing. He just knows that he’s somehow responsible for this mess now.

     Jesus fucking christ.

     

    (aka another Richard Parker is Dick Grayson, Jason Todd is Benjamin Parker fic)

    (Title from ‘Same Vine’ by slimdan)

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    When Peter finds a poster of someone looking for someone to be their fake uncle at a party, he's not expecting a young, recently orphaned teenage boy. Especially when said recent orphan doesn't mention the whole "orphan" thing. Peter COULD let this all go and go home a few thousand dollars richer, but unfortunately, he has a conscious that just won't let him leave a fifteen year old to their own devices. He elicits a bit of help from the billionaire down the street.

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    27 Apr 2026

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    “C’mon you don’t have to do the tough guy act with me,” Dick said, hiding what was probably broken ribs by the way he wheezed after Tim landed on him, “It’s only been a few days since you were shot.”

    Tim sighed. He knew Dick was too busy to read the full debriefs for files he wasn’t actively working on, but for him to mess up such a simple bit of information was laughable. Instead of correcting his brother, or being pedantic about Dick’s word choice with “a few”, Tim took the high road and simply rolled his eyes and began to make his way up the stairs on his own again.

    After all, Tim hadn’t been shot.

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    Tim slowly loses his memory. And who is Tim Drake without his mind?

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    24 Mar 2026

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    When Damian Wayne accidentally ends up ten years in the past, he's determined to find his way back on his own. Too bad a nine-year-old Tim Drake out batwatching happens upon him, immediately getting attached to this alternate Robin.

    Begrudgingly, Damian tolerates his future brother's presence as he looks for a way home - all while doing everything to avoid meeting the rest of his family. He can't afford to change the past, after all.

    Fate (and his love for his family) have other plans.

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    07 Mar 2026