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  1. Public Bookmark 56

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    “You've been hiding your intentions from me, huh?” His deep chuckle resounds and reverberates through your body like a vibration of its own, making your thighs press against each other—shifting for the littlest bit of friction, any small semblance to make you feel good. “Putting a fake label over the real thing, I didn't take you to be such a sly dog, pips. Especially considering what this actually is.”

    Then—to your shame, he reads the description written on the label out loud:

    “Induces sex drive, increases pleasure, improves sex performance…”

    His eyes flicker with amusement. “An aphrodisiac. I sure do wonder how you managed to get your hands on one, let alone come up with this idea. And on my birthday, no less.” He lets you watch as he picks another piece of candy, plopping it into his mouth. “Such an extraordinary gift.”

    Maybe the sourness of the lemon candy was just to hide your real intentions brewing on his birthday.

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    Apotheosis, n.

    ”the perfect form or example of something" or "the highest or best part of something."
    "elevation to divine status; deification."

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  3. Public Bookmark 65

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    What no one tells Leona Kingscholar about marriage is that when you propose to someone, apparently you are marrying the family as well. He sends his meanest regards to the person who made up that rule, signed I will maul you in your sleep. He loves Kalim deeply, but love can only take you so far when the family you are marrying into hates your guts.

    All is fair in war and love, but may the King of Beasts watch over the poor groom, because a tigers’ den is a horrible place for a lion to be in.

    (three times the Asims are in-laws from hell + one time they are forced to not be)

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    17 Jul 2023