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Upon seeing the Joker trying to hold a four year old hostage in Gotham Mall, Bruce does the logical thing. Which is to beat the shit out of him.
In public, out of costume.
Gotham reacts.
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- Part 1 of In which there is Social Media
- Part 7 of fueled by coffee, spite and kirby music
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28 Jul 2026
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“The Red Hood has been good for Gotham,” Robin continued. “Crime in Park Row decreased by sixty one percent almost as soon as you showed up, and that’s even taking into account all the crime you commit. Drug overdoses have decreased by twenty two percent in adults and seventy nine percent in minors. Homeless minors are ninety two percent less likely to—”
“Kid,” Jason interrupted. “Enough statistics. What the hell is this about?”
Robin slowly lowered the tablet with his powerpoint presentation and looked up at Red Hood.
“You care about Gotham,” Robin summarised. “Gotham needs Batman. Batman is missing and so is Nightwing. We need you to fill in for Batman.”
“You want me to cover Batman’s patrols?” Jason clarified.
“No,” Robin said. “I want you to be Batman.”
Jason bluescreened.
(Or: Batman and Nightwing mysteriously disappear before Red Hood has even started antagonising them, Robin is desperate, Gotham needs Batman, and Red Hood is Batman-Shaped.)
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- Part 1 of The Right Substitution is Key
- Part 3 of Unhinged and Unrelated Jason Todd Content
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27 Jul 2026
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15 Jul 2026
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The Chamber of Secrets has been opened. Enemies of the Heir beware. Lavinia Evans returns to Hogwarts hoping for a calmer year than her first, but is quickly caught up in the seemingly inescapable excitement of petrified students, jealous friends, intolerable professors, and a Dark Lord she just can't figure out. All she wants is to be two steps ahead of the danger and one step away from the drama, but as the year progresses, she starts to feel less like a knight, and more like a pawn.
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- Part 2 of Spite and Normalcy
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15 Jul 2026
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In one dimension, the Dark Lord is brought low by a baby who disappears without a trace. In another, a little girl is found abandoned on the doorstep of Wool’s Orphanage on a chilly Halloween night in 1927.
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- Part 3 of Half-Baked Ideas.
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07 Jul 2026