8 Works by Tuima11

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    “You are all hopeless,” Pigsy declared. “Desperately undersocialized.”
    Wukong was not gonna let that stand, even if there was some truth to it. Okay, like five centuries of truth to it. “We’ve been socializing with you, idiot!”

    Or:

    The pilgrims negotiate this newfound "family" thing, with mixed results.
    Interconnected one-shots.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    72,859
    Chapters:
    14/15
    Comments:
    688
    Kudos:
    809
    Bookmarks:
    83
    Hits:
    16,173
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    It had come to the Monkey King’s attention that some fat immortal living in the far north had his name on the wrong list.

    or:

    Sun Wukong decides that he absolutely deserves a Christmas present. Whatever Christmas is.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,377
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    59
    Kudos:
    197
    Bookmarks:
    36
    Hits:
    1,288
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    "Hey, lemme just explain somethin’ obvious to you, here," Bajie snarled up at the demon king. "If you capture Sun Wukong, the person who’s gonna need rescuing is never Sun Wukong.”

    or:

    Wukong is imprisoned in the Golden Cymbals, and gets some involuntary practice at his very favorite thing: asking for help.
    There may be no survivors.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    36,474
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    312
    Kudos:
    597
    Bookmarks:
    52
    Hits:
    7,002
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    Wukong’s excuse, later, would be that it was surprisingly cold that night, and his Master was right there, and he smelled—comforting or whatever, and he just looked really soft, okay, and shut up.

    or:

    Monkeys don’t sleep alone. Monks definitely sleep alone. And Sun Wukong is a monk, now.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    54,542
    Chapters:
    14/14
    Comments:
    715
    Kudos:
    1,069
    Bookmarks:
    156
    Hits:
    20,409
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    There was a mountain where her home had been.
    And, underneath the mountain, someone screaming.

    or

    Sun Wukong told Guanyin that in five hundred years of imprisonment, not a single acquaintance ever came to visit him.
    He did, however, get a few visits from a stranger.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,379
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    55
    Kudos:
    172
    Bookmarks:
    49
    Hits:
    1,284
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    The Great Sage, Heaven’s Equal, was a monkey.
    Of course the Celestial Executioner knew his victim-to-be was a monkey: the audacious warlord’s yet more audacious crimes had been the only talk of Heaven for days. But...
    It really was just a furry little monkey. Its wrists were honestly not that much thicker than the ropes wrapped around them.
    There were a lot of ropes. And chains. The prisoner was all but cocooned in them. There was a certain--desperation--to the overall effect.

    or:

    Sun Wukong is totally unkillable. Obviously, however, he cannot be permitted to live. Heaven's gonna need to get creative...

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,339
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    76
    Kudos:
    351
    Bookmarks:
    70
    Hits:
    1,962
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    “I believe at least half the purpose of family is to get on each others' very last nerve,” Tripitaka said, virtuously. “You’ve been fulfilling this role admirably. How delightful to be able to return the favor.”

    or:

    Somehow it takes Tripitaka seeing his disciple grow to the size of a mountain to realize how fragile the Monkey King really is.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,945
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    87
    Kudos:
    644
    Bookmarks:
    163
    Hits:
    4,098
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    When Xuanzang spotted the bundle of monkey skins dangling from the trapper’s pack, his first instinct was to flinch. But his second was to catch the man’s arm and say, urgently, “Your pardon, honored sir. Would it be possible to ask you a few questions about your line of work?”

    or:

    Tripitaka acquires a manual entitled "On the Training of Monkeys." Bizarrely, this does not backfire on him.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    21,541
    Chapters:
    10/10
    Comments:
    420
    Kudos:
    1,118
    Bookmarks:
    230
    Hits:
    13,769

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