Toadsong
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While the average weight of a vending machine comes to about 639 pounds (290 kg), full size vending machines can weigh upwards 1,000 pounds (450 kg) depending on their brand, stock, and model, creating a risk of serious injury or death if tilted until they fall over.
Despite this, Sam absolutely does not mind this one getting on top.
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Jeanne and Harriet's first kiss, and every moment that led them to this point in time.
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The Lernaean Hydra (Ancient Greek: Λερναῖα ὕδρα, romanized: Lernaîa Húdrā), more often known simply as the Hydra, is a serpentine monster in Greek and Roman mythology. The Hydra possessed many heads, the exact number of which varies according to the source. Later versions of the Hydra story add a regeneration feature to the monster: for every head chopped off, the Hydra would regrow two heads. To prevent this, as Heracles severed each mortal head, Iolaus was set to the task of cauterizing the fresh wounds so that no new heads would emerge.
Or, alternatively: A peek into the moment when Harriet begins seeing Jeanne less like a monster, and more like the neighbor she never properly got to know.
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What was it like, to become a God of storytelling? To suddenly be able to not just see the very writing of the world around you- but reach out and touch it? Change it? What was it like becoming something you could never even conceptualize before?
AKA, a somewhat abstract retelling of Click Clack's ascension from his point of view.
Now with a bonus chapter: INTERMISSION, a slightly less abstract retelling of his ascension, from Thespius' point of view!
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I'm just an algorithm with a given name by Artificial_Moss, Toadsong
Fandoms: Half Life VR But The AI Is Self Aware, HLVRAI - Fandom
21 Jul 2020
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Gordon is a computer programmer for Black Mesa who gets a bit too caught up in his own personal projects rather than actual work. Can you blame him for getting a little bored? Though he did get a bit too carried away with this most recent little side project.
How does a person accidentally create- not one, not two, but- seven AIs that pass the Turing Test with flying colors? Gordon is still trying to figure out the answer to that question.
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Purple is about to speak, but Red interrupts with a raised finger, seemingly listening for anyone outside the door; Purple lets out a quiet yet unmistakably frustrated groan.
"Explain," they demand.
"Floating magic handcuffs are chaining us together," replies Red. "I don't know what you want me to say here."
Or, how teamwork saves the Skeld.
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- Part 5 of cameracap funny moments compilation
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14 Jul 2026
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Sometimes your a premature baby who steals a man's identity and your punishment for that crime is to be hungry and have to navigate social conventions and buracracy
That's what happened in the Bible, right?
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14 Jul 2026
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A case of Rodger's swiftly takes a turn for the... interesting, when a headache of all things inexplicably morphs him into a mirror image of his Twisted counterpart. Suddenly, those ichor stains he was looking into have become concerning in a whole new direction. He now must scramble to discover what exactly has happened, while the universe seems to conspire against his efforts to avoid a mass panic.
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- Part 2 of Not Quite Twisted AU
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03 Dec 2025
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The genesis of Zim’s madness, as caused by two spare fingers and one numb antenna. Or: why he totally had four fingers in the first episode but then there were only three.
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01 Oct 2024
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Conversations and cuddles on a hideous eyesore of a red couch that's more comfortable than it has any right to be.
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27 Sep 2024