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Harry’s somehow even more done by Tiredandao3obsessed
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
03 Oct 2025
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At Hogwarts Harry faces his biggest threat yet, no not dementors, no not dragons, no not the Dursleys, no not Voldemort. His classification.
The classifications reveal not only hidden dynamics and unspoken instincts but centuries of silence and systemic failure. For Harry his results change everything. Whilst he has no clue what he’ll be his family -the Weasleys and Hermione assure him whatever he is a dom, a sub, a donkey, they’ll be there for him. What is he you may ask? That’s classified.
When a single parchment turns Hogwarts and the Wizarding World on its head, Harry finds himself exposed, unravelled and forced to navigate a new identity he never saw coming.
Sometimes the truth doesn’t just set you free. It knocks you off your feet first.Series
- Part 2 of Harry’s trying his best
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Alpha? Dom? Harry’s Just Trying by Tiredandao3obsessed
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
26 Jun 2025
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Everyone’s so sure Harry’s going to be an alpha. Or a dom. Or something powerful and commanding and heroic—because of course he is, right?
Except… he’s really not.
When the summer before classification turns into a pack bonding nightmare (complete with squeaky toys, forced nesting, and one deeply cursed bottle of “nutritional supplement”), Harry starts to wonder if everyone’s expectations are more exhausting than Voldemort. Good thing he's got a surprisingly solid support team—assuming no one burns the Burrow down first.
A (clean non sexual) classification fic full of chaos, comfort, and one very tired maybe-not-a-dom.
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- Part 1 of Harry’s trying his best
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At four years old, Harry Potter learned that humans hurt, but snakes just hide. So he stopped being human.
Now he's eleven—technically. In reality, he’s a python with PTSD, a Parseltongue-only vocabulary, and a neurological inability to remember how legs work. When Hagrid kicks down the door, he finds not a boy, but a traumatized reptile who hasn’t walked, spoken English, or been warm in seven years.
Enter Severus Snape, who did not sign up to be the foster guardian of a dissociated snake, and yet here he is: setting warming charms, prying Harry out of ventilation shafts with Wingardium Leviosa, and discovering that his new ward communicates exclusively in hisses that sound suspiciously like insults.
Year One: Harry learns to walk again, befriends a Draco Malfoy who smells like "food" (and friendship), refuses to play Seeker, and saves the day via strategic biting.
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19 Jun 2026
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A horcrux did not stop one from aging. Oh it slowed it down, that wasn’t indisputable but if Lord Voldemort wished to live forever, he would need something far more substantial.
Horcruxes alone, he had long since realised, were not perfect. The soul was tethered, yes, but the body still yielded in its slow decay. Rot had no master, only time.
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There was something wrong with Harry Potter.
At first, no one noticed. The boy grew as he ought to grow, small and underfed in Privet Drive. But there was something, deeply, off kilter about him. The Dursleys not only locked his cupboard door on a night, but also their bedroom doors as well. Not because of the magic, though they feared that too, but because sometimes the boy watched them at night, eyes glinting in the dark when they forgot about the cupboard....
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A teenage vampire seeking his Sire. His loyal dog. Dead rats. And a babysitting Barty Crouch Junior.
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- Part 1 of Corruption is creation
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18 Jun 2026
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In his haste to protect his son from what he knew was coming, James made huge a mistake. Now, Remus, Sirius and Harry have to deal with it, using an extreme measure. They then set out on a path that James, and both sides of the war, couldn't have planned for.
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15 Jun 2026
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Glad Did I Live And Gladly Die by cabin13slytheringirly
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
19 Jan 2026
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Harry looked up; vision blurry even though he’d gotten his eyes fixed magically. Moody’s staring at him with a strange emotion in his eyes that Harry doesn’t want to put a name too, not when he’s just been tortured by the man. Dumbledore stepped forward and Harry’s eyes snapped back to his. He tried to scramble to his feet, but his hand slipped, and he fell back hard onto the floor, just breathing heavily for as long as he could. Pure frustration built on his face.
“Who are you? What is your relation to Voldemort?” Dumbledore asked. When Harry doesn’t deem him an answer, Dumbledore looked beyond Harry’s shoulder and nodded. Footsteps come closer and then hands are wrapped around his arms, drawing him up into a standing position, his feet scrambling uselessly beneath him to put himself back onto solid ground. He’s weak and he felt so useless as Dumbledore’s face took on a type of grim determination Harry was sure he’d see in his future nightmares. “Do it.”
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Booted back into the past, Harry and Teddy end up directly in a war zone and Harry gets taken by the Order. He finds out that some secrets of the past are better left uncovered.
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- Part 8 of Light Harry Potter Characters/Death Eaters & Voldemort
- Part 11 of cabin13slytheringirly's harry potter fics
Bookmarked by Tiredandao3obsessed
15 Jun 2026
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It wasn't in Harry's plans to be reborn as Severus Snape's brother, nor was it in Harry's plans to be chased by ¾ of the Marauders, what a headache
It turns out that being reborn in the 60s wasn't in Hermione, Ron, Neville, Luna, Fred, George and Draco's plans either, but who's to say they know they're not alone in another era until they suddenly find themselves in the Hogwarts house sorting? That's certainly going to be a mess
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- Part 1 of Harry Potter (and company) lost in time
Bookmarked by Tiredandao3obsessed
15 Jun 2026