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  1. Public Bookmark 55

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    Murderbot tries a new hobby at the recommendation of its therapist, and ART gets excited about it.

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    25 Jul 2026

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    SecUnit pulled back then. Its hands still lingered on it. Its unfocused eyes locked with the camera.
    Peri took a moment to find its voice. When it did, it came out like a breathless human.
    That is…a highly questionable way of utilizing university-issued medical technology.
    SecUnit slurred, “Fuck the university.”
    It pressed its lips on it again.

    After a night out at Preservation Station goes awry, the humans end up having to babysit a drugged-up Murderbot. Little do they know things are about to get 100% weirder when they pass that responsibility off to ART.

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    23 Jul 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 96

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    My route has another projected 4.7 seconds. I tried so fucking hard to get to you, to outrun that fucking CSU. Unfortunately, that’s when the CSU shoots me in my power cord.

    I only have enough time to send a single, panicked message to you, telling you to get the hell out of here, before I suffer an emergency shutdown.

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    21 Jul 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 49

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    A hard day. Some well-deserved maintenance. And maybe – just maybe – with a little help Murderbot can figure out something it’s tried and failed many times.

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    21 Jul 2026

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    As a state-of-the-art B-class wormhole-capable deep-space research vessel, I do not consider myself to have many serious design flaws. Every piece of me has been meticulously crafted, is regularly maintained and upgraded, and there is very little I cannot do if I set my several dozen exabytes of processing power upon the task. This is why the Pansystem University of Mihira and New Tideland’s extra-curricular oversight committee deemed me more than capable of operating unmanned on the occasional intelligence-gathering reconnaissance mission. It is for the sake of both necessity and convenience that these missions are camouflaged as cargo runs.

    Nonetheless, it is an unmistakable oversight that I am capable of being bored. It is also incredibly annoying that unmanned cargo runs are so dull.

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    The entirety of Artificial Condition, from ART's POV.

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    19 Jul 2026