ThisBirdWithoutACage
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'Cause In Your Pickup Truck With All Of Your Dumb Luck by ThisBirdWithoutACage
Fandoms: Bad Samaritan (2018)
01 Dec 2024
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"Is the only place I think I'd ever wanna be."-Ethel Cain, 'Thoroughfare' from her album 'Preacher's Daughter'
After months apart, Katie and Sean finally see each other in St. Louis. A long awaited yet angsty reunion that brings up old feelings as well as new ones.
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- Part 3 of The Fates Already Fucked Me Sideways
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- English
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"Remind Me Of Who I Used To Be."- Ethel Cain, 'Family Tree (Intro)' from her album 'Preacher's Daughter'.
It's been months since Katie, with the help of Sean, put the killer known as Cale Erendreich away for good. Now that he's gone, things were supposed to go back to normal. And they have. Mostly. Or so she wants to believe.
(Or Five times Katie tries to pretend she's fine, and one time she doesn't).
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- Part 2 of The Fates Already Fucked Me Sideways
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- English
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- 15,361
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"I had to grow in the cruelest weather, holding onto every drop of rain just to stay alive." - Christy Ann Martin
Katie's life changes forever when he enters the restaurant.
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- Part 1 of The Fates Already Fucked Me Sideways
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He had waited long enough. Fairy princesses, after all, were won by men whose hard work and dedication entitled them to keep their rewards.
She would soon realize her folly of having ignored him.
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- Part 1 of Crimson Verse
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Crimson Verse and Other Short Stories by ThisBirdWithoutACage
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
23 Oct 2021
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Ideas from The Flower Bled Crimson that I decided didn't work for the story, along with what if scenarios. This work will feature also one-shots and possible one-shot series. I will do my absolute best to make sure that stories from the same universe stay together. As we go along, I will update the tags accordingly, such as if I start a new AU. If you have ideas and would potentially like to see them added, just let me know in the comments!
First Entry, The Marriage AU
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- Part 2 of Crimson Verse
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The Fates Already Fucked Me Sideways by ThisBirdWithoutACage
Fandom Bad Samaritan (2018)
01 Dec 2024
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Twisted Tales by ThisBirdWithoutACage
Fandom Gravity Falls, Over the Garden Wall (Cartoon)
12 Sep 2017
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A series of unconnected one shots (or some might have two to three chapters), that are all about Poetree. I prefer to do AU verses, but suggestions for canon work too. Originally, it started with When Dark met light, but since I got a lot of good responses to that one, I kind of wanted to write something like that again. Though the first one was dark, I enjoyed researching and doing writing for it. It was a lot of fun and a great way to wrap up my Winter break before heading back to college. So this entire series will be dark. I am open to just about anything, but I do have limits. Other pairings will be in this series, but they will be minor pairings since the main focus is on Poetree.
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The point of no return by ThisBirdWithoutACage
Fandom Gravity Falls, Over the Garden Wall (Cartoon)
28 Mar 2017
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Two fates, one heart by Escariot
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
27 Jul 2026
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After the events in the Black Water Demon Lair, He Xuan drags Shi Qingxuan with him on his route of escape. While everyone is left wondering whether the former Wind Master is still alive, Shi Qingxuan has to face his own emotions and deal with the trauma he has suffered - and meanwhile, rack his brains to figure out what He Xuan actually feels toward him.
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The story is set after book 4 and follows shuangxuan during the rest of the main story and after, filling in what happened between the canon events and trying to provide a canon-compliant idea of how their relationship might develop.Bookmarked by ThisBirdWithoutACage
29 Jul 2026
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The stuffed flower by Lianlover
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
13 Jul 2026
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Xie Lian, humiliated and in tears, trembles before the watching court as his already-degraded body is put on display.
Jun Wu speaks to him in a gentle, coaxing tone, promising that his tears will soon reshape themselves into obedience.
Then, without warning, he forces two fingers into the young god’s body, the sudden pain tearing through him as blood rises to prove his innocenceBookmarked by ThisBirdWithoutACage
11 Jul 2026
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The Dead Wife by BlossomB
Fandoms: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien, TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms
25 Jul 2026
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The War of Wrath is over and the Doom of the Noldor has been rescinded. The great heroes of the First age are being gradually reimbodied . Turgon, the King of the now defunct city of Gondolin wishes to only be reunited with his lost wife Elenwë.
But, as the Halls of Mandos open, Turgon is met with a woman in a strange body who does not recognize him, or her parents, or even Valinor. And she insists she is not Elenwë or even an elf. But this is Elenwë right?
A story about kings coping with retirement, and what happens when a fëa decides to take a vacation instead of recuperating in Mandos.
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25 Jun 2026
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Curiosity Killed the TV Star by Majopi
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Helluva Boss (Web Series)
25 Apr 2026
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Charlie fucked up.
What was supposed to be a harmless bit of research (a teensy peek at Mammon’s things, really!) ended with the Princess of Hell knocking a very cursed, very important, 'definitely-don’t-lose-this!' artifact straight through a portal into the Human Realm.
Now she has to go get it back before a disaster happens.
(Before her parents find out, oh my gosh PLEASE dontletherparentsfindout–)
…It's fine.
Everything is fine.
Pretending to be an intern at a TV studio while looking for it isn’t that hard.…Right???
Bookmarked by ThisBirdWithoutACage
05 Feb 2026
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Vox's strategy is working.
All he needs now is a stable connection to the Morningstars, and he will have enough power to be recognized by the public as the new ruler of Hell and make his plan to take over Heaven come true. Once he marries Charlie, he will be unstoppable.
And that won't be a problem, because she is firmly under the influence of his hypnosis—at least until she suddenly isn't anymore.
Bookmarked by ThisBirdWithoutACage
05 Feb 2026