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  1. Public Bookmark 71

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    A long long time ago, in a galaxy far away, there lived an alternate universe in which Vader only did slightly terrible things to Leia, being stopped by the Force before any torture happens! Yay! Father daughter bonding time!

    Oh, and, let’s kill the stupid Emperor while we’re at it.

    (Rated TEEN for: fictional curse words, mentions of slavery, and flippant comments about death.)

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    14 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark *

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    After losing his hand on Cloud City and discovering that Darth Vader is his father, Luke thinks things over and comes to the conclusion that a) Vader is actually on the Rebellion's side and just hasn't realized it yet, b) Vader needs his help, c) Vader needs to figure out that he and the Rebellion want the same things, and d) the best way to accomplish both b. and c. is to (obviously) surrender to Vader and refuse to leave him alone, trusting in the Power of Love to change Vader's ways.

    Leia, Ahsoka, and the rest of Luke's friends in the Alliance disagree with this, but they can't get Luke to leave, and Vader can't kill them because it would destroy his new relationship with his son (it's not that Vader is attached to them at all -- no, no). Admiral Piett is forced to open up the unused guest quarters on the Executor as the Sleepover to Restore the Republic (And Maybe Save Darth Vader in the Process) drags on and grows to unreasonable proportions.

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    14 Jun 2026

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    NOT ABANDONED. I'm just struggling with inspiration at the moment!

    Nine year old Anakin recognizes Palpatine at Qui-Gon's funeral, having seen him at the slave markets on Tatooine and witnessed him using Force lightning. He of course relays this information to Obi-Wan, who, after having a panic attack, comes up with a plan that involves Padme, copious amounts of lying, several failed poisoning attempts (by Palpatine), cringeworthy codenames, a ridiculous sign language made up to humor his drama queen padawan, a secret wedding, at least one faked death, and the performance of a lifetime come Revenge of the Sith.

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    13 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 69

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    Why would I get rid of Tim?
    He's just a tiny guy.
    Bruce didn't kill the Joker for revenge?
    Who cares. He said I wasn't his son and Dick killed the Joker, so I'm good.

    Or Jason decides to come back to Gotham and doesn't want to be estranged from his family + Bruce.
    What does he do?
    Simply... show up, help Alfred prepare dinner, join dinner, act as if he never died and has nothing to do with the new awesome crime lord, named the Redhood.

    (I will try to update at least once a week on Thursday or Friday.)

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    12 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 4

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    Jason didn’t know how he kept getting into situations like this. Sure, he was no stranger to rooting through Gotham’s dumpsters, but he’d thought that his time trying to clamber back out of said dumpsters was solidly behind him. But here he was, four years and change later, garbage juice soaking into his stupid League of Assassins uniform.

    Then something twitched in the trash beneath him. (Spoiler alert, it was Spoiler. Who also wasn’t doing too hot as she peeled a rotting banana off her face.)

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    05 Jun 2026