Theobromine
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'Hey, I don't think she has to answer that. Mel, don't answer that.' Langdon is doing something strange to his grilled cheese, shredding the crust into smaller pieces instead of eating it.
'Why shouldn't she? One of us should get laid!'
'Uh I don’t actually need any help, in that department.' Mel absolutely will not get into the subtleties of romantic and sexual attraction at her workplace.
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Amongst other things, Mel's learned the art of sleeping where she sits, chugging a gallon of water in under a minute and memorising the etiology of rare venereal diseases. The basics, one might argue.
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'Yeah I mean even if he was my soulmate it's not like it matters! Like, I was married to Adam and he's not my soulmate!'
There's a tiny silence in which Amy thinks deludedly that it'll all be fine. But there's an even bigger uproar after that and she steadfastly refuses to look at Jonah or anyone else, embarrassment rising up thick and fast in her throat.
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A soulmate trope fic in which after S3 E15 'Amnesty' Amy has to come clean to Jonah about her soul marks. I think this could have been written without the whole soulmate thing but, hey, I love a cliche.
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“Um, I’m at Jungle [...] there’s some older guys who keep trying to buy me drinks and hit on me and let me tell you this ass of mine, however sweet, does not appreciate stranger junk pressed up into it no siree and I would be flattered, sure I guess but they’re in a group and I’m on my own and Derek please one of them tried to follow me into the bathroom earlier. I’m using the payphone in the coat room but I’m, I’m begging here.”
Or the one where Derek will always come at Stiles' call.
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Parker had just gotten the patient's CT results when Toomarian pulled up short by central and stuttered out, "So, um, is it possible that Dr. Robby and Dr. Abbot are about to make out in Trauma 1?"
The intern clocking their weirdness on day one? That might be a new record.
Parker didn't bother looking up from her tablet. "Now that sounds like the definition of not my business," she drawled. "But if you see any hot man-on-man action, note the date and time. Ahmad's got a pool going."
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“Say you got married,” Robby found himself asking. “Would you wear your dress blues? Or civilian clothes?”
It had only been an idle thought, no different than any number of easy, directionless musings of the sort that often came over the two of them on mornings like this one, when no one had a shift to go to for at least thirty-six hours. Robby didn’t mean anything by it. But he regretted the words the instant they left his mouth, even before he saw the incredulous grin slide over Jack’s face.
“Say I got married?”
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Roy and Jamie hook up at the charity gala.
It escalates from there.
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01 Apr 2026
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“It’ll be fun,” Marge says to him over the phone as he’s unpacking another box in his tiny, studio apartment. “I’ve been to a few other classes, it’s a good environment.”
“It doesn’t sound like my sort of environment, Marge,” Gale says, picking up an astrophysics textbook that pushes the bounds of what a single-handed grip is capable of. It strains the tendons in his wrist as he tries not to drop it on the way to its new home in the built-in bookshelf. The edges of it are bloated, almost rubbery with how many times it’s been painted over in the same shade of white, a few spots chipped away to show rich brown wood underneath.
“Your sort of environment is on a hill with a telescope, with nobody around.”
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- Part 1 of Breathing Universe
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nothing safe is worth the drive (follow you home) by SummerFrost
Fandoms: Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV)
16 Apr 2021
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Here's the deal: Buffy's got no idea how to beat Glory, or how they're gonna book it across the country in a moldy RV without anyone killing each other, especially now that someone broke one of the beds—and the thought of going home again kinda makes her wanna cry.
The one thing she knows is that Spike would follow her anywhere, even like this.
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26 Oct 2025