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Both House Stark and House Clegane were once-powerful and respected families, in their own rights. Now, both families have been disgraced: the Starks by the actions of several of the male family members, and the Cleganes by the mere existence of the sole surviving heir, Sandor. With little prospects for marriage and passing on their respective titles and lands, the heads of each family - Ned Stark and Anne Clegane - reluctantly negotiate a marriage between Sansa, the eldest Stark daughter, and Sandor.
Treated as a sort of public curiosity, the marriage between Sansa and Sandor is scrutinized. A large, ugly man marrying a disgraced king's delicate, beautiful daughter is bound to be full of dramatics to entertain the masses... right?
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19 Jul 2026
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From Axe to Altar by Anonymous
Fandoms: Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
20 Jul 2026
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After Eddard Stark’s execution, Sansa Stark is a hostage in a city that wants her dead. Joffrey has already promised her head to the spikes... until Sandor Clegane, the Hound, steps out of the shadows and claims her as his bride in front of the entire court.
What began as desperate protection has festered into something far darker. Sandor has watched the little bird for weeks... and he will not let the lions have her. Now she is his to guard, his to claim, his to keep.
A forced marriage looms. A wedding night waits. And the Hound intends to make his little bird sing only for him.
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19 Jul 2026
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Bound by Jade by CoolIssue
Fandoms: 逐玉 | Pursuit of Jade (TV), 逐玉 - 团子来袭 | Chasing Jade - Tuan Zi Lai Xi
27 Jul 2026
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“In this life, the next life, and for all lifetimes thereafter, we are already entwined.”
An upcoming exhibition brought a collection of Dayin Empire’s ancient artefacts into Shanghai-based museum curator Fan Chang Yu’s life, but unlike how work has always been, there is an uncanny sense of familiarity surrounding a pair of twin short blades and a Chinese war spear.
Even more unsettling would be the vivid dreams of what appears to be her life in another timeline centuries ago, and a certain man she sees in the fragments of memories…
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31 May 2026
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What if they consummated their marriage, Changyu got pregnant all before Zheng leaves for war?
Their marriage began as paper and survival. This story pushes the clock before the drums do.
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31 May 2026
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Zhu Yu (Web Novel Translation) by ShyTonberry
Fandoms: 逐玉 | Pursuit of Jade (TV), 逐玉 - 团子来袭 | Chasing Jade - Tuan Zi Lai Xi
19 Jun 2026
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After losing both parents to a bandit attack, Fan Changyu’s future looked bleak. Her fiancé, whom she had been betrothed to since childhood, annulled their engagement days following the accident and now greedy relatives are making moves to claim her house. Determined to protect her five-year-old sister from a hard life on the streets, Fan Changyu marries an injured man she’d rescued from the snow-covered wilderness three days earlier in an uncommon ceremony that marries him into her family; instead of her into his.
But who is this man, Yan Zheng? And what ill fate has befallen the indomitable Xie Zheng, Marquis of Wu’an?
Without the Marquis guarding the north-western frontier, how much longer can peace remain for Fan Changyu, her married-in husband, and her sickly little sister?- Language:
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31 May 2026