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If we could have been together (murder media) by The_printer_licker
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
14 Jul 2026
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Vox's doomsday weapon explodes killing half the pentagram he finally wiped that smile off Alastor's fucking face but god decides to fuck him over him and bring him back to the 1950s where he was visiting the New Orleans on business
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READ THE TAGS I was unsatisfied on how we didn’t really get much of Vincent‘s cult and how it operated so I’m fixing that kinda I have no clue if I’m gonna finish this or not and enjoy
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Embrace Hope, Ye Who Enter Here ( Our Hazbin Hotel! ) by Str8_Rat
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Hellaverse - Fandom
18 Jul 2026
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When Vox’s doomsday weapon misfires, Shok.wav throws himself into the angelic beam to shield Valentino and Velvette. The damage is irrepairable, and the drone dies with the Media Overlord by his side. His attempts to save him are futile.
Suddenly, everything is so easy to blame on the other two Vees. If it wasn't for them, his pet would be alive and well. Vox tears his family apart with his own claws in blind rage, only snapping back to reality when the city’s billboards light up with memories of what he just destroyed.
Two months later, a broken, glitching shell of a former Overlord is found motionless in an alleway, eroding in the rain. Charlie refuses to let Vox rot away. Alastor is much less pleased. Yes this is a RadioStatic fic
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I want this dumbass to suffer more cuz I feel like he got off easy. So here you go, my weird ass AU/rewrite. Before the finale came out I was worried that in order to make Vox truly realize how much he's lost, both Velvette and Valentino would need to end up dead in the final battle. The one thing that can't be replaced- people. And now Vox's pet died protecting his friends from himself, and then those very same people end up getting killed in a fit of rage.
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Bookmarked by The_printer_licker
07 Mar 2026
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My first fic I have read on ao3 and ever and it will always hold a special place in my heart ;33
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Following his fall from the top, Vox has been stuck in Vee Tower with nothing but spreadsheets and arguing with his partners to keep him stimulated. Lacking power, notoriety, and a body, Vox jumps at the first opportunity to better his fortunes, even if it comes from the very demon who took it all away.
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13 Jul 2026
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People You Know To People You Don't by lefttesticalofbelisarius
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
05 Jun 2026
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“Reverse it, do something!”
“It’s irreversible, something impossible must happen for him to remember you.”
“Alastor come on, shouldn’t you be happy? He won’t bother you anymore.” Charlie said.
“He wasn’t bothering me.” Alastor said as he became a more normal size. “He hated me and I hated him. It was perfect! You refuse to acknowledge it Charlie but love is not the only emotion that brings caring about someone. You have to care for someone to hate them too! He cared about me enough to hate me! I care about him enough to hate. But now? Now he doesn’t hate me. He won’t bother me. He doesn’t care enough! But I still hate him. I still care about him enough to hate. Where does that leave me? What am I now? He calls me Mister! Not my name, not my nickname, fucking Mister like I am someone who he stumble upon on his morning walk!
“He wants my attention? Well he fucking got it, congratulations!”
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After season 2, Vox erases his memories of Alastor and makes it impossible for them to get triggered but Alastor takes the challange and befriends him again to make him remember. Feelings get involved again…
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Bookmarked by The_printer_licker
16 Jun 2026
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Mmmmmm yummy static silence I barely see any of it nowadays so it’s refreshing to see Alastor suffer for once
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Vincent Whittman, a young failed Broadway actor, turned to television to become the brightest star and trailblazer.
However, fate had other plans for his path to stardom...
Bookmarked by The_printer_licker
16 Jun 2026
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Ts is so creative. Where does one even come up with such an idea? WE LOVE NIFFTY
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Alastor's Accidental Acquisition of a Housewife by eggcats
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
09 May 2024
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How Alastor and Vox met - you've heard of accidental sugar daddy Alastor? How about accidental "I think I kidnapped myself a house-husband" Alastor, and a Vox who just discovered he's really Into being a housewife?
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- Part 1 of My Housewife Vox Agenda