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Blackout by The_Iza
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer, Twilight Series - All Media Types
31 Dec 2014
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Now that Voldemort was dead, Harry just wanted to relax, go to a party or two, maybe flirt a little with some attractive people. Unfortunately, an assassination attempt gets him sent to Bumfuck, Nowhere. Now there's some pale asshole hitting on him and oh god he did not sign up for this nonsense.
Also can someone please tell him when they put letters in math? Because he didn't recall that bullshit in grade school.
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Harry Potter was a normal child, aside from that whole raising the undead thing. But what are you gonna do?
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I turn around, and slam my forehead into the deck as I fall to my knees. “Please, god, I know the last time we talked I told you to suck an egg but what the actual fuck. What did I do? Is this because of the gay thing? I’ll stop I swear I’ll knock it off just please—”
“What are you talking about? Why were you swimming all the way out here? What’s with your weird clothes?” The Boy, whom I refuse to name on principle, starts rapid fire shooting out questions while wiggling his way across the tiny boat to me.
“This is actually happening. Oh my god this is real, what the shit…” I turn around from my position on the floor to see The Boy crouched inches from my face. I give an undignified yelp and scramble as far back as I can without tipping over the edge.
He gives me that bright grin and announces “I’m Monkey D. Luffy! I’m gonna be King of the Pirates!” Then he cocks his head to the side. “Who’re you?”
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- Part 1 of Every Star On An Ocean Somewhere
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14 May 2026
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If I Must Starve (Let it be in Your Arms) by Igneum807
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
17 Apr 2020
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The witchers of Kaer Morhen have never been comfortable with gentle touches. It just isn't who they are. But when Geralt arrives to spend the winter with his brothers looking more relaxed than any of them have felt in years, all due to the affection of a human bard, Lambert and Eskel grow curious. They wonder what it would be like to be touched or held without fear.
When Lambert runs into Jaskier in a small town in Redania, it's the safest he's felt in years. He and his brothers need touch and kindness more than they're willing to admit, and all Jaskier wants it to help , if only the witchers would let him.
Geralt and Jaskier are together, all the other relationships are platonic with a good helping of touch-starvation on the side.
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- Part 1 of If We Must Starve (Let it be Together)
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30 Sep 2023
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Witchers need love. Jaskier needs witchers. by Izzy15 (orphan_account)
Fandom Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
13 Dec 2023
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02 Sep 2023
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Strangers make you feel so loved by BlueSundayCake
Fandom Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
15 Mar 2023
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Jaskier works as a whore at a brothel in Novigrad called Montero. There, he meets Witchers and finds himself falling a little bit in love with them.
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25 Aug 2023
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I'll keep the king by theblobfishwrites for Nordic_Witch_of_the_Books
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
22 Feb 2022
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Jaskier is the rightful heir to the throne of Lettenhove. However, he can only claim the crown once he turns 21.
Until then, his stepfather runs the country. And he's willing to do anything to keep it that way.
To protect himself from various assassination attempts, Jaskier flees the castle and hopes to find protection with a relative.
However, he gets waylaid by a trio of bandits with strange, demonic eyes and a familiarity between them that Jaskier soon finds himself yearning for as well.- Language:
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24 Aug 2023