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    Simon’s prosthetic arm is acting up and Ryland knows the basic steps to resetting it. The one thing he doesn’t account for is when the system gets scrambled and makes for an… interesting discovery.

    AKA: Simon’s nerve functions are acting up and Ryland takes full advantage of it.

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    06 Jul 2026

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    Simon's usually stoic face scrunched with confusion. "What are you doing?"

    "Well- I just, ya know. I just wanted to-" Grace closed his eyes and took a deep breath that did nothing to calm his nerves before he shakily managed out. "I made you, a bouquet."

    Simon's expression only twisted further into distress, "Why did you do that?"

    Grace felt his measly courage wheeze out of him like a pathetic balloon, letting out a weak little, "Huh?"

    After a moment for this brain to catch up with his mouth, he gulped and opened his mouth to try again, then stopped. Started again. "It’s… flowers."

    "Yes," Simon said slowly, "I can see that."

    Grace swallowed and tentatively added, "…For you."

    That landed wrong. Simon’s immediately tensed, not in anger, more like suspicion and concern. He eyed the flowers with pursed lips before slowly drawing out another, "Why?"

    "What?"
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    Or the five times Grace attempted to woo Simon the human way, and the one time he tried it the Eridian way.

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    06 Jul 2026

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    "Why won't you fuck me? Is it my muscles? It's because i'm a guy, isn't it?"

    "What?! No," Vigilante replies in an instant, "You've got it all wrong, buddy. I wanna fuck the shit out of you."

    That, however, does nothing but aggravate Chris as he then throws a pillow at Vigilante's head, yelling, with tears streaming down his face, "Then why the fuck are you not fucking me?!"

    Set pre-canon, in which Peacemaker comes under the influence of Poison Ivy's infamous sex pollen through a bag of weed he had confiscated for his own personal use. And now, Vigilante is the only one who can possibly help.

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    05 Jul 2026

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    Eridians have recreated more of Earth than Grace could have imagined. Waves, trees, flowers — Grace is grateful for all of it. Simon feels the same, even if he doesn’t say as much. Grace can tell from how curious Simon has become.

    Answering his questions about plant life was a breakthrough for their relationship. So, as long as Simon wants to know something, Grace is willing to teach him about it. It's just that giving a lesson on this particular flower isn't quite like what Grace is used to teaching about. After all, it's not like he'd have ever brought up marijuana in the classroom.

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    04 Jul 2026

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    Ryland’s starting to think the human from the submarine isn’t really a human at all, not anymore. It doesn't matter, he wants Simon all the same.

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    Simon knows that Ryland Grace is an angel, he just can’t figure out how he got to heaven. He’s not complaining, though it took becoming a devil himself to finally behold the divine.

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    03 Jul 2026