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This series follows the events of MWIII. Soap dies, but remains in the world as a ghost. The fics will be arranged chronologically.
There's going to be some angst, but the vast majority of it is intended to be cute and fluffy.
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In interropunct's immortal words: "Jaskier gets bitten by a rabid animal. Then poisoned. Then injected with strange and horrifying concoctions. No one is happy about any of this."
And then, afterwards, things start looking up.
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Rumours of the Witchers' Bard by Chrissy22
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
21 Mar 2026
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Over the years, Jaskier gets a reputation amongst witchers as the guy who will get you out of bind if you need him to. He’s the witchers’ bard, after all. Need a hand with your injuries? A safe place to hide? A friendly face? Find Jaskier.
Jaskier, on the other hand, has no idea why witchers in trouble keep bumping into him on the road, but fate is funny that way, isn’t it? He’s certainly not going to turn them away
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In a cruel turn of events, Soap is abandoned by his favorite diver, Ghost. Left to rot in his tank, all alone! Never to see the man again!
The weeks trudge on, and he loses all hope that he'll ever be happy again. The mer falls into a deep depression, only coming out of his cave on rare occasion.
He decides he'll waste away as revenge...
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Simon goes on a four week trip to help his old captain with his diving company. It's a nice change of pace, but his thoughts keep wandering back to the mer he had to leave behind.
The weeks pass, mostly uneventful, until he receives a text that chills him.
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- Part 2 of Not Even the Depths
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Let Me Down Slowly by Chlorokin for phiaura
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
28 Oct 2025
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“Freak.”
Geralt doesn’t flinch.
It’s nothing he hasn't heard before, usually followed by a derisive laugh. The stranger might not have meant for him to hear the word, muttered as it is while Geralt's back is turned.
Even when people have heard about Witcher Syndrome and know what to expect from it, they seem to forget about the more acute senses. So, he pretends that the insult was just an unconscious aside that the man behind him meant to keep to himself, and tries to continue his workout.
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Witcher Syndrome is a disorder that causes genetic mutations to occur to those who develop it. While some symptoms could almost be considered advantageous, others are clearly detrimental to those affected. As with any disability, there are those with prejudices against those that are “other” or “different”.
Geralt has spent most of his life learning to protect himself from those who won’t understand that his differences don’t make him a freak.But, it will take someone with quite a lot of zest for life and self-love, to show Geralt how to be okay with himself, and to remind him that he is still only human.
Someone like Jaskier.
OR: What if superpowers were a disability?
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- Part 1 of Witcher Syndrome
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(Un)Deserved Kindness by stingerpicnic
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
26 Apr 2026
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The man sighs heavily. "I guess you're right." He turns back to Aiden, bright smile back in place. "My apologies, dear witcher, it seems I've forgotten my manners." He offers Aiden his hand to shake with a flourish. "I am the bard Jaskier, graduate of Oxenfurt and Master of the Seven Liberal Arts.
What.
Aiden forces himself to take his hand in a firm shake despite the shock that's numbing his limbs. "Aiden," he says, flashing his teeth in a smile. "You're the Toss a Coin bard, right?" Aiden says, like Lambert didn't spend his whole winter bullying Geralt into agreeing to a late spring meet-up and then ditched Aiden for it specifically for the chance that the bard standing in front of Aiden right now would be there.
Sweet Melitele, Lambert is going to hate him when they meet back up next week. This is amazing.
Or: Aiden meets Jaskier when he least expect it. He promptly decides that if anything ever happened to him, he would kill everyone in this town and then himself. Which would be a shame, considering that this strange town has been so unexpectedly kind to him.
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- Part 1 of Treat You Better
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Jaskier is a semi-famous Twitch streamer.
Geralt is his biggest fan.
It's cuter/less creepy than it sounds, and shenanigans ensue.Yes, I know the series name is dumb af, but I had to
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The Accidental Warlord and His Pack - Recommended Reading Order by inexplicifics
Fandom Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
01 May 2026
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This is the Accidental Warlord and His Pack series, reorganized in an order that makes a little more sense. It's not precisely chronological, since some of the backstories are set well before With a Conquering Air, but it should flow nicely.
If you're interested in talking about this series, please come join the Discord server!
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the bar hookup au by frankoceansmoonriver
Fandom The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
17 Sep 2025
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The "RDR2 but make it Witcher but make it gay" AU
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In which Lambert and Aiden read a vampire romance novel live on fantasy Twitch by Embli
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
26 May 2026
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Apparently, the latest novel in the “dangerously fucking inaccurate vampire romance bullshit” genre is supposed to feature witchers. Aiden likes to read - and laugh at - terrible books. Lambert likes to rant about people being stupid. And the internet loves to hate popular things that teen girls enjoy. But at least with this book, there’s some things worthy of the hate-fest.
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In a world where being eaten by monsters is a real concern, vampire romance novels being popular among teenagers takes on a different light.
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- Part 8 of Transcripts and Texts from the Continent
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The captain raised an eyebrow as he paced around them. “Really. ‘Fiona’?”
“It’s her name. Just, her middle name,” Jaskier explained.
“And that,” the captain snapped his fingers, making Ciri jump, “Is exactly my point. We don’t even know your names. For being ‘honest’ you’re shockingly deceptive. And I can’t have that on my ship.”Or:
Geralt never called the Law of Surprise, instead all Witchers fled to the ocean decades back. A place Jaskier has avoided going for the last twenty years, until Nilfgaard's hunt for Ciri forced him to revisit his past traumas, and along the way find a chance for love. -
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“You… know?” Jaskier rasped, his heart sinking as Vesemir nodded.
“The evidence of their torture was written in your skin, and I could smell them on you. I know what they did to you.”
He could have wept, though with fear or relief he wasn’t sure.
Vesemir didn’t know about the mountain. Good.Or: After the mountain, Jaskier got abducted by a group of people wanting to get to Geralt.
Aiden and Lambert come to save him. -
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The Leshy had been the final fucking straw.
For decades, Eskel had found himself increasingly sick of walking the Path and living the life of monsters and money.
He had spent most of his life being hated for something he had no choice in: becoming a mutant.
It was thankless work, people didn’t want to pay even when he’d bested their monster, and everyone was afraid of him.
But winter came yet again as Eskel made his way up to Kaer Morhen, badly injured by a fucking Leshy, of all things,
And by the time Eskel was deemed free of the Leshy and able to rest, everyone else in the Keep was wrapped around the fingers of Geralt’s daughter, Ciri.
So when the pass was clear enough for travel in the spring, Eskel had made up his mind: he was done with doing what was expected of him.
Eskel wanted to retire.
In years bygone, Eskel had spent some time in Oxenfurt, sitting in on whatever classes at the University that allowed mutants, and he’d thoroughly enjoyed that pursuit of knowledge, though he could never afford the tuition to attend as a student.
And that is how Eskel found himself sneaking silently into a lecture on music theory given by “Professor Julian Pankratz”. -
When the Wolves Come Out to Play by Chlorokin
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
19 Jan 2026
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The flawless ease with which Jaskier lands the job should be his very first clue that the whole thing is a bad fucking deal.
But, never one to look a gift paycheck in the mouth when it seems his indie music career will never take off, Jaskier signs right the fuck up when he walks in and is inexplicably offered the head bartender position at The Medallion.
Jaskier does not consider for a moment that he is actually qualified for it. Sure, he has experience, five years bartending in Oxenfurt before his recent move to Blaviken is nothing to sneeze at, but he has no actual managerial expertise.
Churning out shots, shaking mixed drinks and pulling pints at lightspeed is not something that is intimidating to Jaskier, but being expected to do so while also taking responsibility for managing the two other bartenders on staff is not Jaskier’s forte.
Still, after just over three weeks at his new job, Jaskier is cautiously optimistic that he has indeed, somehow, been able to fake it until he makes it.
That is, until the night that the pub's real owners come to visit, and Jaskier gets his first look at the Wolves who run this town.
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What You See Is Not The Dark by Chlorokin
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
12 Aug 2025
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Geralt is a god of death who really doesn't want to be worshipped by anyone.
Jaskier, of course, has other ideas.
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“Geralt, forgive me, I…I should not have come here, shouldn’t have disturbed you. Please allow me to withdraw my prayer, no one needs to die,” Jaskier says shakily, and even though there is fear in the bard’s heart for his own life, largely there is regret and horror that he asked for Valdo’s death.
The demigod sighs softly, going down to one knee in front of the mortal, and very gently tilting Jaskier’s face to look up at him with a gloved finger under the bard’s chin. The witcher tries to make his stern countenance a gentler one and offers the man a small but sad smile as he murmurs in his gravelly baritone, “That’s not how this works, Jaskier. I can…set aside your request, as it were, but it doesn’t just go away. A prayer made must be answered.”
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“And what you see is not the dark. It's just the gods upturning ink pots 'cause they know what you'll become,”
-“Inkpot Gods” by The Amazing DevilSeries
- Part 1 of To Worship A Witcher(Inkpot Gods)
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Batman is just human by henriwhooman
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
20 Jan 2026
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Amidst the confusion of Superman getting a new power The Justice League learns new things about Batman. For example, did you know that guy doesn't have any superpowers?
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When the Humans and the Elites hear rumors about a potential flood outbreak. They send the Master Chief and the Arbiter to the suspected planet to investigate and neutralize the threat. What they find instead is something that will change their worlds forever.
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Out of Place by DashSparklee
Fandoms: Halo (Video Games) & Related Fandoms, Halo (TV 2022)
19 Mar 2026
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“I am Master Chief, Spartan John-117. I have no other name.” He spoke with conviction, no hesitation, like it was really his name while he lowered his rifle.
“You are not John-117. Now speak the truth, soldier. Who are you?” John asked, stepping up next to Vannak looking down at the new Spartan. He was furious that someone would stupidly lie to his captain, his team, and his own face that they were him. When it was obviously and clearly not the case.
“Who are you?” He asked back.
“He’s Master Chief. He’s John-117. Who are you?” Vannak nodded in his direction, keeping his rifle trained on the spartan imposter. The imposter remained silent, maybe now finally realizing he was caught in his lie when suddenly.
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Master Chief, Arbiter and Cortana get launched into the "Silver Timeline" (Halo TV Series) after Forerunner Tech Shenanigans.
(By the Way, if it wasn't obvious, HALO TV show *SPOILERS* if you plan to watch the show.)