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einherjar 💫 by everything i touch becomes angels (TheUnfortunateCat)
Fandoms: The Mandela Catalogue (Web Series)
10 May 2026
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A pain, building, building, forcing him to stagger forward, clutching his chest.
Looking up to the stained glass windows, reflecting bright shining gold. Dust stirring in circles around him, awakened.
The eyes of God upon him.
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- Part 1 of ark AU
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ark AU by everything i touch becomes angels (TheUnfortunateCat)
Fandom The Mandela Catalogue (Web Series)
10 May 2026
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"You're more than stained glass, you're the light that comes through..."
Mark Heathcliff survives his encounter in a twist of fate.
Someone takes interest in this.
Now, faithless, forsaken, he clings to the comforting dark as his soul is plunged into the fire.
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It wasn’t even that Martin didn’t believe in fairy tales, within reason of course.
It was only that fairy tales didn’t happen to him.
But once he makes the mistake of lying his way into working for the illustrious Magnus Institute, dedicated to debunking the frivolities of fairy stories and the grand lie that is the tyranny of magic, he finds himself caught up in the grips of a very real, very dark curse and the Beast it has made of its head Archivist. Together, they must work to unravel the secrets of the universe, the origins of magic and fear itself, and to learn to trust in one another to break the curse that only strengthens its grip on the archives and The Archivist with every day that passes.
If only Martin can first survive the metaphysical horrors lurking in every corner the archives, weather the tempest of The Archivist's temper, and perfect the science of tea well enough to see his new and monstrous boss for who he truly is...
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- Part 1 of In Scientia, Magicae
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pull these old white sheets from my head by riverdog
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
21 Oct 2020
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People don’t come back from the dead for Martin. They don’t look at him like they’re lost without him there. They don’t barge into his office with desperation in their eyes and half-baked ideas of running off together. They certainly don’t follow Martin into a death sentence; they don’t kill for him and beg him to see and drag him out, clutching his hand like he’s someone worth holding onto, someone worth wanting.
But Jon finds him in the Lonely.
Or: Martin Blackwood, on being wanted.
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Michael loves playing with the Archivist and so after Not-Sasha is taken care of it reveals that it has Sasha stashed away "savely" in its halls. All Jon has to do to get her out is go through the yellow door.
His reception when he gets back is not what he thought it would be.
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This is the turning point, Michael supposes. Either the Archivist falls to panic, and Michael provides him an escape route— or Jon succumbs to the sweet song of vengeful bloodlust, and tears the Stranger’s impostor to shreds.
(The new Archivist isn't what Michael had expected.)
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28 Jun 2026
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vastard: get off your damn phone you wanted this movie night you’re getting this movie night
dumbass: fuckersnsjdjdjsm
dumbass: jon biT ME WTF
gerrald: haha get em babe