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All’s fair in… by TheRedPoet
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
19 May 2026
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Gideon learns she can get Harrow hot under the collar. What’s she supposed to do - not use it?
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Twenty-eight days. Twenty-eight smutty one-shots. That's the idea, anyhow!
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A Flash of Brilliance by TheRedPoet
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
02 Oct 2025
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Gideon needs to practise with the rapier. Both Nona and Harrow agree on that part. How to get her to do it, though... there are differing opinions on that one, and Nona has a brilliant idea that just might work.
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As with most of the significant events of the world, and Weiss’ own life, it had started off as something small and innocuous. And as with most of those events ever since she’d come to Beacon, it had all been Yang’s fault.
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Jinx's kidnapping attempt of Caitlyn ends up going really badly. Or really well. All a matter of perspective, really.
Ooor... the story wherein Caitlyn discovers putting the top in Topsider and does good enough a job to turn Jinx away from the dark side.
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Fics for which dustyoldcrow bears the blame by TheRedPoet
Fandom The Dresden Files - Jim Butcher
18 Nov 2022
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Wiccan Wizard by TheRedPoet
Fandom Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Dresden Files - Jim Butcher, The Dresden Files - Jim Butcher
18 Aug 2013
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Daniela never expected customer service to involve working nights for a secret blood bank, taking orders from vampires, and pretending all of it was normal.
But here she was.
Most clients were easy enough to keep at a distance: a name on the screen, an order in the system, a voice she could forget as soon as the call ended.
Sophia Laforteza was supposed to be one of them.
Then she starts calling every night.
And Daniela keeps answering.
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08 Jul 2026
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There's a version of Harry Dresden who would have walked away tonight. Who would have driven her home, said the right words, taken the cold shower. That man didn't survive Arianna's warehouse.
A year later, Harry manages the nightmares, boxes up the guilt, and treats what he feels for his apprentice as just another danger to contain. But on her twenty-first birthday, Molly Carpenter is done being contained. She looks him in the eye and dismantles every wall he's built.
And as they fall, Harry can't tell if he's finally seeing clearly—or if he's never been further from the truth.
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- Part 1 of Gravity
Bookmarked by TheRedPoet
22 Feb 2026
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It was Thursday when Molly Carpenter's world fell apart. It started the way all the worst days do. Slow and warm, with no warning at all. Three months into a relationship she spent years wanting, she discovers that Harry Dresden has been keeping a secret. The kind her father built his whole life around fighting.
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- Part 2 of Gravity
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22 Feb 2026
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“Okay so…don’t freak out.” Camila sets her down next to Beatrice’s and then pulls out her phone and starts tapping through it. Beatrice watches the sunflower keychain she has hanging from the case jangle around with each swipe of her finger. “Now, Lilith told me your situation. You need a fake girlfriend.”
Beatrice gets up. “Not another dating app, Camila. I can't…”
“No,” Lilith’s hands are on her shoulders, keeping her in place. “It’s not that.”
Camila makes a face, a wince, like it’s somehow worse than her nightmarish stint on eHarmony. “This feels vaguely familiar to when I was told I’d be taking some time away from home and ended up in a catholic boarding school.”
“Well,” Camila stops searching through her phone, apparently finding what she needed. “It’s nothing like that at all, but it might be equally as jarring. I had to break through like three security firewalls just to access this site.” She turns her phone around then for Beatrice to see the website she’s pulled up.
CAT’S CRADLE - ESCORT SERVICE
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18 Jan 2024
Bookmarker's Notes
Fucking amazing. Should be a novel. Would purchase.
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For Reasons Wretched and Divine by imalwaysstraight
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
14 Oct 2023
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When Harrow finds that Nav, that absolute ingrate, has managed to sneak yet another pornographic magazine into a Ninth rations shipment, she decides to teach her a lesson. Again.
She doesn't expect that this time, Gideon will like it.
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15 Oct 2023