TheLazerBeam
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Caretaker by TheLazerBeam
Fandoms: Transformers (Bay Movies), Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers, The Transformers (IDW Generation One), Transformers (IDW 2019), Transformers: Prime, Transformers: Robots in Disguise (2015)
17 Dec 2023
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Sam meets a group of alien species stuck on this planet, and they're not leaving anytime soon.
Sam is not about to look a gift horse in the mouth.
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Nobody has the heart to tell him they collectively came in the milk jug and put it back in the fridge.
Cum, meet milk. Cum in milk, meet Johnny.
A stupid, stupid fucking dare. Hell, they don't even know how it got to that point.
It's even worse when they realize they liked that Johnny drank it so well.
Fuck.
They're fucked.
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- Part 1 of Here's Johnny!
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Naib realizes more people are after his boyfriend than he thought.
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Marin walked inside of the room, planning to sit next to Luka, but he was pulled over by Kagami. “You don’t want to sit there do you? Sit by me instead.”
Marin glanced up at the Tsurugi heir and blinked. “Okay, uhm, but there’s no more seats over here-”
Kagami turned to Kim and glared. “Monkey! Get up so Marin can sit down.”
Kim rose up and glared back. “And let you sit with him all by yourself? No way dude! You should move, you’d probably molest him or something.”
“Wasn’t it you who touched my ass on ‘accident’ the other day?” Marin mumbled.
And then it was an all out war.
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- Part 1 of The World of Marin Dupain-Cheng
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Baby Tony by TheLazerBeam
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
27 Mar 2019
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Tony regrets drinking whatever mess Thor brought home from Asgard, the only thing he knows now is that Peter has blackmail on him, as a baby, wearing a fucking Captain America onesie. Peter, what the actual fuck?
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- Part 1 of One Omega + Many Alphas = Danger
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A series/collection full of CODMW stories with Johnny as my main boy 💜
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Just a series where Marin Dupain-Cheng replaces Marinette. Full of different kind of AUs and stuff (ㆁᴗㆁ✿)
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One Omega + Many Alphas = Danger by TheLazerBeam
Fandom Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
27 Mar 2019
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In which many wrongs make a right...
The Avengers will literally be in a pile of cuddles with Peter because there's not enough.
Everyone/Peter Parker basically. Everyone being Steve Rodgers, Tony Stark, Natasha Romanov, Bruce Banner, James "Bucky" Barnes, Clint Barton, etc.
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You Tear Down My Reason by EmbroideredCurseWords
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
29 Sep 2023
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~Title is taken from “Closer” by Nine Inch Nails~
The yearly Hunt has begun and Peter Parker has finally decided to participate. As an omega, and a bunny-omega to boot, his role is certain. He’ll be prey. As a bunny, he has speed on his side. He’s confident he’ll be able to evade any unsavory alphas, though the background checks are extensive. Still, the risk is there… Yet Peter is surprised to find that the risk makes it even more exciting.//Trigger Warnings: A/B/O Dynamics, Language, Sexual Content, BDSM Dynamics, Anal Sex, Top/Bottom Dynamics, Primal Kink, Breeding Kink, Not Really Con-NonCon But More Chasing And Adrenaline, Consent Is Given Loud and Clear, Biting, Chasing.\\
Please remember to read the tags and trigger warnings carefully. No fic is ever worth jeopardizing your mental health. If I’ve missed any, please let me know!
Good lord I’m a WHORE
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- Part 5 of Currently Just One Shot Smut
Bookmarked by TheLazerBeam
25 Jul 2026
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I Was on Fire for You by Butch3r
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Movieverse)
19 Dec 2023
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“Hey- hey baby boy, chill out,” Wade says, like he’s calming a bucking horse, and Peter does not need to hear that nickname right now, oh god. “We’ve already been here like an hour, what’s the rush?”
“It’s- ” Peter struggles to come up with an excuse for the sudden change in his demeanor that isn’t ‘your strangely hot scary killer voice and your sexy death scent and the thought of your rock-hard dick and your knee grazing my cock and your stupid choice of nickname sent me into my weird xenobiological hormone-induced pseudo-heat that turns me into a desperate raging cockslut.’
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Or: Peter and Wade get stuck together with Peter's webs in the middle of a fight and Peter goes into his spidery mutation pseudo-heat. Extremely spicy, moderately angsty, ridiculously stupid, and incredibly sweet~~
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25 Jul 2026
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Isagi Yoichi Is not that oblivious after all? by YUKIIxX
Fandoms: Blue Lock - All Media Types, Blue Lock (Manga), Blue Lock (Anime)
21 Jul 2026
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Isagi was devastated. And pissed.
his boyfriend– Kira, broke up with him, turns out he was cheating on him this whole time. And to make matters worse, the fact that his now ex-boyfriends friends are rubbing it in his face does not make it any better.
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an omegaverse/ abo au where his boyfriend's friends hate him, and when he gets dumped they won't stop leaving him alone and mocking him!?
(or at least, that's what he thinks...)
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Cybertronian Dictionary 2.0 by Gibblegoobler
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (IDW Generation One), Transformers: Prime, Transformers Generation One, Transformers (Bay Movies), Transformers Animated (2007), Transformers One (2024), The Transformers (Cartoon Generation One), Transformers: Earthspark (Cartoon), Transformers: Cyberverse, Transformers: Rescue Bots, Transformers: Shattered Glass, Transformers: Robots in Disguise (2015), Transformers (IDW 2019), Transformers: Beast Wars (Cartoon), Transformers (Unicron Trilogy)
23 Dec 2025
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A long-awaited updated version of the original Cybertronian Dictionary.
Learn the lingo of the fandom with this organized list of slang, phrases, swears, and more!
Did I miss something? Let me know in the comments!
Bookmarked by TheLazerBeam
21 Jul 2026
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Why is my mini car collection alive?! by Clichewho_69 for Snipsanp15
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers (Bay Movies), Transformers Generation One
28 May 2026
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Walking through the swap-meet, seeing all the different kinds of stands all around, selling trinkets and weird things that are mostly old and used. From the 1920s or 1980s, there was no middle ground. Sometimes, there are gems among the trash that people pass by unless someone is daring enough to search for them.
Sam doesn’t care about that. He only cares about his cars, mainly the mini car collection that he can display on his shelves.
Not knowing he would buy a group of sentient, alien mini-transformers who are currently at war, also in need of help.
Aka, I'm not really good at summaries.
Bookmarked by TheLazerBeam
21 Jul 2026