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“One last memory for the table,” he said, giving her a final soft peck on her lips before withdrawing and turning to leave the library. Abraxas gave her a satisfied look coupled with a wink before following after Tom, leaving her in a daze.
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One Year Later
Hermione raised a hand to pull the door knocker when it was flung open by the potentially second-to-last person she’d like to see right now.
If that was the case, you should have just stayed home rather than owling him, her thoughts reminded her. You could’ve kept being a bloody coward, as you have been for the last year.
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After a post-graduation threesome in the Hogwarts library, Hermione finds herself needing to make an uncomfortable revelation a year later.
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02 Feb 2026
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When sixth-year Tom Riddle suggests a fake relationship to silence Hogwarts gossip, Hermione Granger knows it’s a terrible idea—and agrees anyway. She’s tired of being a punchline. And if pretending to date the most untouchable boy in school will shut Ron Weasley up? So be it.
The rules are simple: act real, keep it secret, and never let it become anything more.
But Tom Riddle never intended to let her go. And Hermione?
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02 Feb 2026
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Hermione’s life changes irrevocably when she discovers herself a witch.
Follow our heroine as she struggles to keep her muggle and magical lives severed; faces deadly bigotry after being sorted to Slytherin, the house most infamous for it; shares her secrets with a cursed diary imprisoning a spellbinding megalomaniac; &, charms one blonde brat who she sometimes wishes to kiss, but most often wishes to set on fire.
Or, more simply put…
An epic-length, highly-divergent, coming-of-age canon rewrite with our favourite swot centralized as the series protagonist.BOOK I COMPLETE!
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02 Feb 2026
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*** NOW COMPLETE ***
Tom Riddle always gets what he wants. He's run his entire life like a playbook, from foster care to NFL stardom as the Cowboys RB. The one thing his contract forbids him from touching? Hermione Granger, a Cowboys Cheerleader. Tom doesn't see rules, however, he sees loopholes, and he's just found the perfect one.
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02 Feb 2026
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Ghouls are sterile, everyone knows this. Lucy knows this.
Her uterus, however, didn't seem to get the memo.
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- Part 2 of Son of a Gun
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22 Nov 2025