TheImpoliteOne
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Robby has had a long fucking day. At this point he doesn't remember what its like to have a day that doesn't rake him over the coals. He goes to a bar to drown his sorrows. He comes home with a bubbly and beautiful 30-year-old that, as the kids would say, "matches his freak."
Except Robby has never been normal about a woman a day in his life, and this girl has him fantasizing about a future together after one conversation.
(aka, The Author doesn't know how to write porn without a little bit of plot, too)
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In the 6 weeks between the end of the Premier League season and the start of the Champion's League group stage, Jamie and Lizzie have quite a bit of travelling they'd like to accomplish, and quite a bit of time they'd like to spend together as a couple. This story follows their adventures in the weeks post "Bar Down."
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- Part 3 of Bar Down - Jamie Tartt/OFC
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Elizabeth Moore moves to England for a new job with nothing but an alphabet of qualifications and certifications after her name, and the contents of 2 suitcases. She hopes to find respect and peace at her new job as head physician for AFC Richmond, but instead finds herself falling desperately in love with ace striker, Jamie Tartt.
**THIS AUTHOR DOES NOT CONDONE DOCTOR-PATIENT RELATIONSHIPS. THIS IS JUST FOR THE SAKE OF THE STORY.
I am not a medical professional and I apologize for any inaccuracies. The extent of my medical knowledge is measured by Google
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- Part 1 of Bar Down - Jamie Tartt/OFC
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Takes place during the events of Chapter 14 of Bar Down. Sam takes care of a drunk Jamie. The audience discovers what was in those voice memos Jamie sent Lizzie.
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- Part 2 of Bar Down - Jamie Tartt/OFC
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HeatSync by DragonQueenWrites
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
20 Jun 2026
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HeatSync was supposed to be anonymous. Match with an alpha, exchange scents, talk if you’re compatible, and then meet if you want. Simple, right?
Wrong.
After trying to find your alpha the old fashion way, you decided to give HeatSync a shot. Your heat was rapidly approaching, and after several failed matches you’d all but given up on finding an alpha your omega would accept. Then one scent fills your lungs, and suddenly nothing else matters. The mysterious alpha behind the profile labeled R5 is everything your omega has been searching for… and you can’t wait to sink your teeth into him.
*HUGE SHOUTOUT TO MY BETA READER Dabi_Vakarian :D *
*warnings nsfw and bites*✧˖°.completed✧˖°.
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05 Jul 2026
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A collection of connected one shots featuring soft dominis and bratty sub mc.
This started as a single one shot and the plot remains very loose and smut focused so you can pick and choose what you want to read
I'll continue to add chapters here if I want to write more soft dominis.
For each chapter, I'll include applicable kinks and cw in the notes so you can find what you like and if you have any specific kinks you'd like to see in the future, feel free to give me ideas!
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12 Jun 2026
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What happens when one of Jack Abbot’s best friends gets involved with Jack Abbot’s other bestie?
FYI: This is a Robby/OFC slow burn 🔥
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26 May 2026
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marked in your heart by rosesforthemoon
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
30 Oct 2025
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Soulmate AU
Some believe that soulmates are destined partners, someone to nurture—to love. Others treat them as an unwanted anchor, a reminder that one can never escape fate.
So where did that leave you? As someone who avoids their soulmate altogether? As someone who fears their soulmate without having even met them?
A chance saving from the hot-n-cold hero whose name has followed you since birth. Ideas of peace are challenged, past regrets resurface, and you learn that soulmates may tether you in ways more than a mere mark on your skin.
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Soulmate Mark: 75% of the population is born with their soulmate’s name inscribed on their skin. The inscription’s hue changes upon first skin-to-skin contact with your soulmate.
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03 May 2026
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When you find out your college roommate/friend robin buckley's boyfriend, steve harrington— who you thought beat all stereotypical frat boy odds— is cheating on her, you find it hard to understand why she still wants to be with him. But there is more than meets the eye. You aren't sure if you want to be roped into it.
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13 Apr 2026