TheIdeaOfSarcasm
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“I failed to take Voldemort down and it cost them their lives. - No Remus no. I have this unwarranted, unwanted second chance at life. I am going to destroy the horcruxes. I’m going to make it so the next time he comes he can be killed. No more death, no more loss. Harry deserves more. Better.”
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Regulus had a plan, he was doing his best. He might have lost the plan along the way. He might have lost everyone along the way. This is him trying to make it right,Series
- Part 5 of The Potter-Black Family Tales
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The Potter-Black Family Tales by Comatoastie, TheIdeaOfSarcasm
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
26 Mar 2025
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As he walked across the rooftop, he almost missed the figure standing at the edge, practically offering himself to the void below. He couldn't figure who it was but his senses exploded like earlier before the announcement of the Pitt Fest. Without thinking, Dennis shot a web that stuck to the man’s back, pulling him backward against the barrier, away from danger.
“What the fuck?!” the man cursed, now clinging tightly to the railing.
“That wasn’t a good idea, sir. You wouldn’t survive a fall like that—even from the top of a hospital.” He couldn't hear his own words, his heartbeat was too loud.
The man turned to face him, and for a moment his lungs forgot to breathe, the sirens in his head had gone silent because he recognized the familiar face of his mentor, Dr. Robinavitch. When Robby realized who he was dealing with, he let out a small, hollow laugh.
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Dr. Robby develops a weird attraction for Spider-man after he saved him from jumping off the roof of the Pitt after the events of the PittFest. What he ignores is that his savior’s identity is actually Dennis Whitaker, his shy new student doctor.
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Trinity Santos isn't good at relationships. With women, with God, with her family... and she's content as she is, really. Touch-starved and repulsed all at once, avoiding anything that might bring her pleasure, quietly resenting everything she loves. When an encounter with a religious patient has her rethinking what religion can be, she begins to wonder if there's something more for her than the life of numbness and isolation she's built.
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- Part 1 of Little Death
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Robby had just finished snapping on the gloves when he heard a soft, heavy thud. Not sharp enough to be a dropped instrument, but denser, bigger-
He turned, eyes widening in alarm.
Dennis was on the floor, slumped against the crash cart, a box of sterile gauze packets scattered around him like oversized confetti. His face was utterly, terrifyingly bloodless, not just pale, but white as a sheet, like a marble statue
Or, Robby and Jack realise Dennis is a vampire and deal with blood drinking, vampire etiquette, and cute bat forms.
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18 Apr 2026
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Bang Bang (there goes your heart) by goldenlionprince
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
13 Jan 2025
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“Do you know how to handle a gun?” Sirius asks as he steps into the room after James, closing and locking the door behind them. The click of the lock shouldn't send a shiver down James' spine but it totally does.
With a confident grin James turns to Sirius, one hand going up to mess up his already messy mop of hair. “Well, no one has complained about it yet,” he says with a cheeky wink.
Sirius just looks at him completely unimpressed until the grin slowly slides off James' face and he drops his hand in defeat. “Fine, no I don't.”
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Written for sorenphelps' bodyguard AU on tumblrSeries
- Part 1 of The Bodyguard AU
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25 Jan 2025
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Malfoy was such a ponce. And he was a complete snob. And he was so fucking fit Harry wanted to jump him where he sat. It would be too easy to forget his objective tonight: to really, really, really get Malfoy out of his system.