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After her father’s health scare, Hermione decides to take charge of her future and pursue motherhood on her own. When Harry learns of her plan via an accidental text, he offers to be her sperm donor. What could go wrong? After all, he’s only helping a friend, and neither of them have feelings for each other… right?
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23 Jun 2026
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Hermione makes a passing comment about how she wishes she could outsource the day-to-day admin of her life. Draco Malfoy volunteers for the job.
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22 Jun 2026
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Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
12 Jun 2026
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Harry is allergic to Pansy Parkinson's shampoo.
Pansy thinks Harry hates her.
Both of these problems become significantly worse after a lesson involving Amortentia.
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14 Jun 2026
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Like clockwork, every second Sunday of the month, Neville shows up at Pansy's tattoo parlour smelling like the incense of his family's ancient purification rituals.
And like clockwork, the following morning's headlines announce the mysterious death of yet another Sacred 28 scion.
There's only so many of them left.
Chapter 1:WINNER of Best Prose and WINNER of I Need More for the WWW In Every Universe Quill Quest,
Chapter 2: Written for the Feminine Rage FestSeries
- Part 20 of Flash Fest Fics
- Part 8 of KATABASIS
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14 Jun 2026
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In the silence of the room, amid the cold hum of the machines, love, guilt, and fear twisted together like an impossible knot. A voice that no longer existed, a trembling gesture, a secret that burned hotter than death itself.
He watched her sleep, her face serene from exhaustion and medicine, long lashes falling like still shadows over her damp cheeks.
Paul felt his throat tighten. Not from duty. Not from politics. But because of her. Because of Irulan.
“I know I cannot give back what has been taken from you,” he murmured softly, almost like a prayer, “but you are not alone. I am here. I am with you, Irulan.”
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09 Jun 2026