TheExpertProcrastinator
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Colt and Ryland, Midnight Froot Loops, and The Universe.
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- Part 2 of Against the Dying of the Light
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Ode to Misery by TheExpertProcrastinator
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
02 May 2026
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“What do you want, Stratt? Figure it out, and go get it, because we’re fighting for life here and you can’t lead that fight if you don’t have one.”
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A world in which Ryland Grace is just a little bit more willing to call out bullshit where he sees it.
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Defy the Sun by TheExpertProcrastinator
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026), The Fall Guy (2024)
30 Apr 2026
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Love is what makes us defy the Sun itself to return home.
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Ryland Grace's departure from home and eventual return, as told from the perspective of his twin brother.
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- Part 1 of Against the Dying of the Light
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Bite the Bullet by TheExpertProcrastinator
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
28 Apr 2026
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Ryland Grace isn't a vindictive man. He never has been; he simply doesn't have the capacity.
He's also never been quite so devastatingly betrayed.
If Stratt is content for him to be chased and cornered like a senseless animal, then he intends to act like one.
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Secrets, Secrets, Are No Fun by TheExpertProcrastinator
Fandoms: Star Wars Original Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
08 Feb 2026
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Luke and Leia crash-land on Tatooine with limited resources; Leia suffering extensive wounds.
With Lando and Chewie out of reach and Han still frozen in carbonite, Luke has no choice but to make a sacrifice, and call for help.
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Vader goes chasing after his child, and finds another in the process.
Recent series
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Against the Dying of the Light by TheExpertProcrastinator
Fandom Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, The Fall Guy (2024)
12 Jun 2026
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- Works:
- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 5
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Star Wars One-Shots by TheExpertProcrastinator
Fandom Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Legends: Jedi Apprentice Series - Jude Watson & Dave Wolverton, Star Wars Original Trilogy, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
11 Mar 2023
- Words:
- 14,563
- Works:
- 8
- Bookmarks:
- 8
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The One Where Qui-Gon Turns To The Dark Side by TheExpertProcrastinator
Fandom Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Legends: Jedi Apprentice Series - Jude Watson & Dave Wolverton, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
22 Jul 2023
- Words:
- 24,413
- Works:
- 4
- Bookmarks:
- 53
Recent bookmarks
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Hail Mary, Indeed by CatStandish
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
25 Jun 2026
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The Eridians manage to recover some damaged files on the Hail Mary -- one of which is a message to Dr. Grace, from Eva Stratt.
Bookmarked by TheExpertProcrastinator
25 Jun 2026
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We Could Meet Again Somewhere by etienne_Vixere
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), The Fall Guy (2024), The Gray Man (2022)
26 Jun 2026
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“Eye movement detected.”
For Courtland and Colt, it's been the mere blink of an eye.
For Ryland, it's been nearly eight months of fighting to survive in the situations he has found himself.
So, when Court and Colt finally do wake up, mission completed, travelling away from Earth, and are faced with a brother who they don't quite recognise, how do they even begin to get back some semblance of normal? And more importantly, of family?
Series
- Part 3 of We're Staying Right Here With You
Bookmarked by TheExpertProcrastinator
23 Jun 2026
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Begin Again by etienne_Vixere
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), The Fall Guy (2024), The Gray Man (2022)
14 Jun 2026
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With the dismantling of the Sierra Program, Courtland Grace (formerly Gentry) can finally focus on those he left behind. Reuniting with his brothers is his top priority, and striving for some normality.
But when Ryland confesses to being caught up in something much bigger than either Courtland or Colt can begin to fathom, the small life he had only just begun to build again threatens to come crumbling down.
Or, how far would family be willing to go to stay together, despite the odds?
Series
- Part 1 of We're Staying Right Here With You
Bookmarked by TheExpertProcrastinator
23 Jun 2026
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signs and wonders by sarahmonious
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
22 May 2026
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As the years go by and summers cool and winters become harsher, the name Ryland Grace is lifted up in churches, mosques, shrines, temples, synagogues, and all kinds of congregations around the world, big or small. Prayers for safety, for wisdom, for good health. His likeness is depicted in all manner of iconography – graffiti, prayer cards, murals, statues – the evolution of a clever fox at his side spreading like wildfire, a token of cleverness and ingenuity. His name is in the lisping whisper of a young child saying prayers before bed and in the heart of those who never had much room for faith in anything else before.
Ryland Grace, they say. You have traveled so far, but you still have so long to go and so much to do. Protect us. Save us. May you find both wisdom and discernment. We have faith in you. Remember us. Save us.
Nearly twelve light years from Earth, Ryland Grace wakes up with a jolt on the Hail Mary to his own name echoing in his head.
Bookmarked by TheExpertProcrastinator
21 Jun 2026
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I Dug My Heels Into The Gravel by RosePocky
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
30 Apr 2026
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"If there was one thing that Grace had learned about Stratt over the last while of working with her, was that she always got what she wanted. No matter what.
At the end of the day, he was tied to the train tracks, and she had control of the lever."A retelling of Ryland Grace's violent recruitment onto the Hail Mary.
Bookmarked by TheExpertProcrastinator
17 Jun 2026