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  1. Public Bookmark 32

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    Kissing a stranger out of jealousy and desperation after running into your ex. Unrealistic amounts of alcohol. A quest for a secret Britney Spears event. Gambling. A Vegas chapel wedding. Unspeakable things done in the backseat of a limo! The Bellagio Fountains! The bright lights and captivating sights surround a group of hockey players who never thought they'd take on the City of Sin together. It's a love letter to Vegas, a reference to a really bad teen indie flick, and Kent Parson's latest series of unstoppable mistakes. It's the Fear and Loathing of it all, it's sex and drugs and pop princesses...

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    18 Jan 2026

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    “Ilya Rozanov,” Shane repeats slowly, letting himself taste the words. He grins. “Wow. You’re, like, a really good player. How come you’re in Canada for summer camp? Is that weird to ask? Sorry if that’s weird. I just meant-”

    Shane is cut off by a hand on his mouth. He flushes.

    “Too fast,” Ilya says. “My English… not good.”

    “Sorry,” Shane mumbles into Ilya’s hand. Ilya grins and shakes his head, curls dancing, as he pulls his hand away.

    “Is okay. Slow words. Okay?”

    This year marks thirteen year Shane Hollander's third summer at Coach Marakov's elite hockey training camp. In attendance for the first time: Ilya Rozanov, visiting from Russia. Shane isn't the most sociable, and Ilya's English isn't the greatest, yet the unlikely duo soon become the best of friends.

    It's just one summer, but it makes a world of difference.

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    18 Jan 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 2

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    9 years ago, jack zimmermann overdoses the night before the draft, goes to rehab, disappears.

    9 years later, kent parson follows second.
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    me @ me: haha what if kent parson had a britney spears-esque mental breakdown bc there is no way he came outta 2009 unscathed and there is no way he dealt with it properly either
    (note: work in progress - i just need a place to put everything that i've typed so far across various platforms and devices because i'm insane and discord's 2000 character word limit can get FUCKED. i'll start posting the proper fic once i idk get my dopamine together.)

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    09 Jan 2026

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    He’s at a diner in Montreal at the end of the day when it happens. It’s almost comical, how textbook it is; initial realisation, look away, double take, look away. Often, they’ll keep sneaking glances at him afterwards, as if building up the courage and failing, but this one doesn’t.

     

    It’s a young man- or boy, to him, sitting in a booth at the back of the diner who does it this time. He’s wearing a black snap back, and his posture is tense. Bob had been at the counter, having just finished talking to an employee, when he noticed.

     

    Bob attempts to reconcile with Kent. It does not go well.

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    29 Dec 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 16

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    In which Kent Parson is the Brad Marchand of the OMGCP NHL universe and can't keep his tongue to himself.

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    21 Dec 2025