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old dogs (new tricks) by barkatthemoon for blackstarrising
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
19 Feb 2026
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Remus tries not to think too hard about the fact that Sirius has been staying in bed until noon lately.
He's always been one to wake early, rising with the sun and tackling the day with unbridled enthusiasm while Remus slept on, but now he can’t remember the last time that happened. Remus knows that they’re both getting older—in their sixties, which had seemed impossible when they were young and dumb and in the middle of their first war, but here they are—and logically he knew that one day Sirius would lose his still boyish nature. Remus hasn’t felt young since the late seventies, when his joints started popping every time he moved and he enjoyed an early bedtime over partying with his friends, but he couldn’t ever imagine that happening to Sirius, who has always been so full of life and vigor.
The thing is, if Remus is being honest with himself, he’s pretty sure that it can’t be chalked up to the fact that they’re aging.
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05 Jul 2026
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15 Foolproof Steps to Avoid Falling in Love with Your Best Friend by orphan_account
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
02 Feb 2016
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by Sirius Black
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04 Jul 2026
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The Game of Gay Canines by orphan_account for Wereflamingo
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
28 Feb 2017
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Remus snaps and insists that he is not "boring" or a "chicken", thank you very much. Sirius dares him to a game of gay chicken to prove it. //Also as a podfic now, thanks to wonderful NachoDiablo! <3
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04 Jul 2026
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Are You Going to Kiss Me or Not? by Lalenapeike for ThroughTheOwlsEyes
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
23 Jun 2026
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Narcissa Black was born with a talent for Legilimency. She's learned to deal with it elegantly, if she doesn't say so herself. Even if she is a bit of a brat.
Lucius Malfoy is her closest friend. Only a friend. For many, many years. And Narcissa doesn't do well with change.
So when Lucius' thoughts turn more romantic during her sixth year, she can't block it out. And she handles it like the spoiled, stubborn Slytherin she is, with insults and increasing levels of irritation.
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04 Jul 2026
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“Now, what would you say is the biggest problem in your marriage?”
“Communication.” Remus answered immediately. “I feel as if I don’t even know him.” Sirius stifled a laugh.
“Sirius? Are you alright, dear?” She asked tentatively, thinking that he was stifling a sob instead of a laugh.
“Yeah.” He said, trying to keep a straight face. “I agree with Remus. We have some major communication issues. I’ve never even met his parents, in our nine min- I mean years, of knowing each other.”
OR: Two strangers who get lost on their way to therapy end up having to pretend to be a couple
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02 Jul 2026