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The Last Heist by crystalSkiez
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP
08 Mar 2024
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In Manburg there's no mercy for criminals. Getting caught by the guards is an immediate death sentence.
Tommy has managed to avoid them for 9 years now--by day, as an arrogant pickpocket with a mouth almost as fast as his hands, and by night as the renowned Underground thief known only as Theseus.
Things are going well, all things considered.
And then he gets a message from the infamous Antarctic gang and everything goes to shit.
Now Tommy has to handle pulling off the heist of his life, all while hiding his true identity from both the tyrannical government and his new associates in the most feared gang in the city.
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I wanted a sci-fi found family AU with the SBI gang
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- Part 1 of The Last Days
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07 Jun 2026
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paint me with bruises (and love the bruises) by allieae for idreamtyou
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
26 May 2023
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"Don't do anything to him," Tommy manages, heartbeat throbbing and throbbing. "Please."
Wilbur frowns, but it's Techno who steps forward. "Tommy, he's not going to do anything," Techno tells him cautiously. "You don't need to worry, alright?"
To you, Tommy would say, if he was stronger. He's not going to do anything to you.
But he doesn't. Tommy keeps his mouth shut—whatever it takes to stay.
When Techno and Wilbur Soot-Watson anger a bully, it shouldn't be an issue. They are as untouchable as they can get, for students anyway.
It's unfortunate that Tommy, their foster brother, isn't. Being their soft spot, it only makes sense that he becomes the next target.
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- Part 1 of bruises-verse
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23 Apr 2026
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League of Villains? League of Flat Earthers by crimsonseekers
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
01 Jan 2021
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“I - ‘and the Earth is flat?’ It’s a saying?”
“What the fuck are you talking about?” Dabi’s face began to look particularly degrading. Spinner shifted awkwardly on his feet.
“It’s like implying that what you’re saying is also false, y’know?” Spinner shrugged. “‘Cause the Earth is round and all-”
Dabi reared back with a horrified expression.
“The Earth is what?!”
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The League knew Dabi had amnesia. What they failed to realize was that this left some gaps in his knowledge.
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- Part 3 of [insert tragic backstory]
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16 Apr 2026
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Local Sleep Deprived College confronts Villains with Cast Iron Skillet for Noise Complaint. more at 11.
(If you want a laugh, this is for you)~0~
Without hesitation, Tommy turned on the megaphone. He leaned out the window. The feedback screech added nicely to the scene.
“Fuck off. People are trying to sleep here.”
Without waiting for a reaction, he turned and closed the window.
time for some real sleep he thought.
He looked at the clock.
[4:10]
“FUUUUUUUU-“
EDIT 2/2/24: SEQUEL IS UP PEOPLE!!
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- Part 1 of TommyInnit's Nightlife
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22 Mar 2026
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“And I will kill everyone you love—”
Daddy was very funny with those silly little jokes, but Tommy had no time for them. He quickly tugged on Daddy’s shirt, and Daddy stopped joking, looking down at Tommy in surprise.
“I’m sorry, can you wait a moment?” Daddy said. “It won’t take more than a moment.” He put down the phone and looked down at Tommy. "What's up?"
Tommy scowled. “Mrs. Puffy said we should be nice to our guests, but you have him locked in the basement!”
Or, Wilbur thinks Dream is the most evil supervillain out there. Tommy thinks he's the best dad in the whole wide world.
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22 Mar 2026