That_Vampire_Boi



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  1. Rec 10

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    “imagine being stood by dan in that fitness class and when the instructor says 'pair up with the person next to you' he glances in your direction and just LEAVES” - Youtube user aj-the-crawfish

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    Lindsay has had a crush on this tall and hot guy at her gym for about a year. Today is the day she shoots her shot.

    What could go wrong?

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    25 Jul 2026

  2. Rec 13

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    Dan comes home late smelling like someone else's perfume. Phil doesn't think anything about it. Clearly.

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    22 Jul 2026

  3. Rec 20

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    “She just asked me out,” Phil says, with an almost crazed little giggle. “Me, can you believe it, it was so awkward. I can’t even remember what I said to turn her down. She probably thinks I’m a freak.”

    Phil waits for Dan to laugh in surprise, or gasp, or make a stupid joke. Dan says nothing. The baffled smile falls from Phil’s face. Dan’s expression is doing something slow and foreign and complicated, like he’s trying to solve an impossible math problem, or else falling from a very high height.

    (phil gets asked out by a semi-famous female singer. he can't remember the last time he's properly fought with dan.)

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    20 Jul 2026

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    “Listen, Ilya is-“

    Shane doesn’t hear anything else. The crowd around them dissolves into white noise. He wants to smack Ilya’s name out of Sasha’s mouth.

    “Mine,” Shane snaps, finishing Sasha’s sentence for him. “Ilya is mine.

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    19 Jul 2026

  5. Rec 18

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    “Suppose I should bring you some ice for your poor injured toe.”

    “That would be nice.” Phil settles back into the sofa cushion. “Can you bring me some Ribena, too? I’m parched.”

    “Oh, for fuck’s sake. You’re not a mouse, and I’ve not given you a goddamn cookie.”

    “Mmm…now I want a cookie.”

    Dan shoves Phil’s uninjured foot off his lap. The injured foot is handled with a little more care, but is removed nonetheless. “I’m ignoring you.”

    “Oat milk for the cookie, please!” Phil calls after him. “And a straw!”

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    19 Jul 2026