ThatDesertWarlock
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A Tiny Spec in an Infinite Universe by ThatDesertWarlock
Fandoms: Spelljammer (Roleplaying Game), Dungeons & Dragons (Roleplaying Game)
18 May 2026
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Anyone even passably familiar with mortal Astral History knows that the first Astral Elves left their home in the Faewild to roam the Astral Plane in an attempt to be closer to their gods. What people don’t realize is that, while chasing their Elven gods, they exposed themselves to other ones.
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An Empty Cupboard by ThatDesertWarlock
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
04 Apr 2026
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Boy was alone.
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Someone has business with The House of Black.
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Golden Hair, Silver Sword by ThatDesertWarlock
Fandoms: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien
02 Mar 2024
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Glorfindel at the Middle Earth Streamy Awards.
Written for B2ME 2024 1st Drabble Race. Prompt: A Round of Applause
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A Rare Bean from South Harad by ThatDesertWarlock
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien
02 Mar 2024
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Sauron’s Chefs have acquired a rare bean.
They have invented something amazing, and are anxious to share.Written for B2ME 2024 1st Drabble Race. Prompt: Chocolate Truffle
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We Stan Scrap Gege! by PaidSubscription
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Cartoon)
28 Jan 2023
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“San Lang…are you sure about this? Life on the road, storage units…it’s not glamorous. There’s junk and there’s gross fluids and roaches and raccoons and meth labs, and one time I got lead poisoning and- oh! Another time I accidentally got locked inside a unit with five families and loaded on a truck and then I think technically we were human trafficked-?”
“Gege. I’m in this, all the way.”
Scrap Collector’s cancellation is inevitable.
Once, Xie Lian was the most popular face in reality TV. After the...incident, Xie Lian is banished to 2am cable, and turns to making a different kind of show: storage hunting.
But in his final season, he suddenly acquires a new producer: a Youtube star named San Lang. And San Lang- along with his legion of fans- is determined to save the show.
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Every Breath an Act of Worship by Boom_After_Dark (Boomchick)
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
01 Oct 2021
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[Fic contains spoilers for the entirety of TGCF]
So yes, technically Hua Cheng himself took the childbearing pill, and technically Xie Lian then… Fulfilled the other role necessary in that equation. A few times. But really, it was only a joke! It had all been in good fun. Something to make Xie Lian laugh and blush.
This isn't what Hua Cheng intended.
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Child-Bearing Pills from ghost city only work on ghosts, but they do work. Xie Lian and Hua Cheng find this out the hard way.
[Hua Cheng M!Preg]
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the kind that lasts forever by moonsteps
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
29 Nov 2020
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“Hello!” a new voice sing-songs from the opposite side of the room. It’s loud enough for everyone’s attention to be thoroughly moved, and Hua Cheng too glances over to see who it is. The voice continues, “Dinner is ready, everyone!”
Hua Cheng’s eyes land on the figure of the person, and—
Holy fucking shit.
Hua Cheng meets Xie Lian at a dingy house party and falls in love.
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A Sticky Situation by candiedillusions
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
21 Mar 2021
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Tian Ci ascended at the age of 22 while he was asleep at his desk, mouth wide open and drooling on his scrolls. Amidst the trying task of getting acquainted with the ins and outs of the heavenly realm, Tian Ci found himself in a beautiful wildflower garden when he noticed something was very, very wrong.
Lying idly under a maple tree was a teenage boy in a red tunic, an arm under his head as he held another outstretched to the sky, a small silver butterfly perched on his fingertip.
A teenage boy that was definitely, undeniably, a hundred and ten percent a certified ghost.
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Or, a post-canon AU written for the prompt, “New god ascending post-canon confused about why there’s a ghost king in the middle of heaven & no one seems to care.”
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After marrying Chihiro, it's Haku's turn to explore a new world. Haku must navigate human life as he struggles to find his place as a god in a faithless, electronic age.