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One fine morning in the Great Hall, a defective magical product reveals several couples who've recently had sex with each other. It's an unfortunate event for Harry and Draco, who, since the beginning of Eighth Year, have been secretly fucking each other all over the castle.
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02 Jul 2026
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Screw You
A_Million_RegretsSummary:
One fine morning in the Great Hall, a defective magical product reveals several couples who've recently had sex with each other. It's an unfortunate event for Harry and Draco, who, since the beginning of Eighth Year, have been secretly fucking each other all over the castle.
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It's not exactly that they were hiding the fact that they had been married for about seven years now. In fact they weren't. At all. It's just that no one seemed to have caught on yet.
Or: Kageyama and Hinata may have forgotten to mention one very important part of their rivalry.
Edit: Now with a Vietnamese translation by BurnedGrass! https://archiveofourown.org/works/43498308
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01 Jul 2026
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On Great Rivalries and General Dumbassery
NocturnalNightsSummary:
It's not exactly that they were hiding the fact that they had been married for about seven years now. In fact they weren't. At all. It's just that no one seemed to have caught on yet.
Or: Kageyama and Hinata may have forgotten to mention one very important part of their rivalry. -
let’s give ‘em something to talk about by butchyaoi for ZeroMonster
Fandoms: Justice League - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, DCU
15 Feb 2025
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Everyone in the Justice League knows Superman and Batman are married, but then Superman is seen kissing Bruce Wayne. Bruce thinks he's funny. He's not.
(Okay, he kind of is.)
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01 Jul 2026
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let’s give ‘em something to talk about
butchyaoiSummary:
Everyone in the Justice League knows Superman and Batman are married, but then Superman is seen kissing Bruce Wayne. Bruce thinks he's funny. He's not.
(Okay, he kind of is.)
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This was so fucking funny it had me giggling and cackling and swinging my feet and also the slight intro to a porn scene we never got to see literally had me like bring me there bring me there bring me there i wanna be there i wanna be in the cuck chair pleaseeee like I literally texted ny best friend about it and she laughed in my face -
but both feel the same when your eyes are closed by chuusray
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
14 Feb 2024
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“Wait,” he grounds out, gaze darting back to Dazai as the rest of the sentence registers. “You’re hurt?”
“Astute observation,” Dazai drawls, rolling his eyes.
“Shut up, shithead,” Chuuya barks, “what happened?”
“Chuuya crushed me like the tiny cannonball he is,” Dazai says, making a pinching motion with his fingers. Chuuya slaps the hand away, growling.
“Fine, fine.” Dazai sighs. “A piece of rubble fell on it. It’s just fractured. I’ll live, unfortunately.”
Chuuya eyes him critically. “Any other injuries?”
“Average cuts and bruises,” Dazai dismisses, “now lay back down, slug. I’m not finished.” He waves the roll of gauze in his hand around impatiently.
“Fuck’s sake,” Chuuya hisses, doing the exact opposite and sitting up fully. At Dazai’s dry and unimpressed look, he adds, “I’m fine. You lay down, bastard.”
Or: 5 times Chuuya (begrudgingly, okay?!) takes care of Dazai and the 1 time Dazai returns the favour.
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- Part 7 of twin dark executives (ray's version)
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24 Jun 2026
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but both feel the same when your eyes are closed
chuusraySummary:
“Wait,” he grounds out, gaze darting back to Dazai as the rest of the sentence registers. “You’re hurt?”
“Astute observation,” Dazai drawls, rolling his eyes.
“Shut up, shithead,” Chuuya barks, “what happened?”
“Chuuya crushed me like the tiny cannonball he is,” Dazai says, making a pinching motion with his fingers. Chuuya slaps the hand away, growling.
“Fine, fine.” Dazai sighs. “A piece of rubble fell on it. It’s just fractured. I’ll live, unfortunately.”
Chuuya eyes him critically. “Any other injuries?”
“Average cuts and bruises,” Dazai dismisses, “now lay back down, slug. I’m not finished.” He waves the roll of gauze in his hand around impatiently.
“Fuck’s sake,” Chuuya hisses, doing the exact opposite and sitting up fully. At Dazai’s dry and unimpressed look, he adds, “I’m fine. You lay down, bastard.”
Or: 5 times Chuuya (begrudgingly, okay?!) takes care of Dazai and the 1 time Dazai returns the favour.
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“There’s a shade of blue one can only find in Yokohama.”
Dazai Osamu is thirty-three, a best-selling writer, the youngest winner in the history of a prestigious literary prize and an Alpha.
He's a father, a genius and — some say — a disappointment.Nakahara Chuuya is twenty-five.
He's the only Omega in his publishing course, and his second gender made a fighter out of him. He's an overachiever, a brother, a friend.
He just wanted his favorite writer to notice him.[Or: That literary soulmate AU where everybody suffers]
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19 Jun 2026
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Yokohama Blue
the_most_happySummary:
“There’s a shade of blue one can only find in Yokohama.”
Dazai Osamu is thirty-three, a best-selling writer, the youngest winner in the history of a prestigious literary prize and an Alpha.
He's a father, a genius and — some say — a disappointment.Nakahara Chuuya is twenty-five.
He's the only Omega in his publishing course, and his second gender made a fighter out of him. He's an overachiever, a brother, a friend.
He just wanted his favorite writer to notice him.[Or: That literary soulmate AU where everybody suffers]
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Absolutely crushing