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After meeting up unexpectedly at Crossroads, Katana and Hyperlaser settle for lunch at the Thieves' Rest. They engage in normal conversation while the staff eavesdrop the ever-loving hell out of every word.
Bookmarked by Syktyvkar_Cake
09 Mar 2026
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Ten years after his 13th birthday, John Egbert is invited to a canonically significant picnic with two of his friends, and is presented a choice.
His choice is meant to determine the direction of the timelines, but…
What if he was granted another option?
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10 Feb 2026
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Roxy and Calliope try to finish a movie all the way through. They are unsuccessful.
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03 Feb 2026
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June, Dave, and Karkat were having a conversation in the living room. Dave was constantly using male pronouns and adjectives to refer to June. At this point, she had already come out about her gender. Karkat gets uncomfortable and tells Dave to fuck off and respect June's new identity. But she says it's fine and that she doesn't care, with Dave reinforcing that they are and will forever be best *bros*. Karkat is not convinced; he notices June's sorrowful eyes while talking about this subject. So he confronts her about it.
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03 Feb 2026
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A little prank that has gone completely wrong.
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03 Feb 2026
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June comes home to find Dave crying, and does her best to comfort him
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03 Feb 2026
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June gets to watch karkat and dave fuck, and she's super into it (kinktober day 4, voyeurism) by Hypnuxx
Fandoms: Homestuck
08 Oct 2025
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Dave throws out the fact that June could watch him and karkat bone, she ends up taking him up on the offer and is super into it.
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- Part 3 of Kinktober 2025
Bookmarked by Syktyvkar_Cake
03 Feb 2026
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All my works for kinktober. Every day is planned out but only 10 are pre-written so far so be patient with my updates. I tried to include a variety of ships and characters
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03 Feb 2026
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J. Egbert Comes Out To Dave Strider and it's Freaking AWESOME!!!! by CasuallyJack
Fandoms: Homestuck
12 Nov 2025
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You told him. You just couldn’t keep it to yourself anymore. Is he angry? Upset? Its always been hard to tell with Dave, but now you’re nervous to find out.
He sat silently for a few minutes before finally speaking.DAVE: so you’re like
DAVE: a lady nowBookmarked by Syktyvkar_Cake
03 Feb 2026
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Early into her transition, June finally musters the courage to come out to her best friend, who also happens to be the guy she has the biggest, dorkiest crush on. See how difficult this is for her?
This little oneshot takes place in the same universe as my dirkjake fic :-) Though reading it isn't necessary to the plot, this is a prequel side fic to the events of it!
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- Part 2 of Pressurestuck
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03 Feb 2026
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The Alternian Candidate by FailureArtist
Fandoms: Homestuck, The Manchurian Candidate (1962), The Manchurian Candidate - Richard Condon, Real Person Fiction
31 Mar 2026
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In a hotel bathroom stood a twenty-three year old Medal of Honor recipient. John Egbert looked at himself in the mirror. He didn’t recognize himself. This was a normal situation for him.
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A “The Manchurian Candidate” story in the world of Homestuck, with LGBTQ themes and guest appearances by Lolita and Lawerence of Arabia among two dozen other things.Series
- Part 1 of The Alternian Candidate
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03 Feb 2026
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John Egbert has neglected his friendships for years since they won Sburb, now, teetering on the edge of a truth that's been on his periphery since he was a kid, he seeks out new friends while grappling with an ever-changing living situation.
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Bookmarked by Syktyvkar_Cake
03 Feb 2026
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Walking down the aisles of the shitty thrift store is something you do often. Usually, you look at the jacked up antique figurines and shit, occasionally finding a coat or an ironic tee. Never once have you seen someone’s face light up the way his did when he saw that dress.
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03 Feb 2026
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Your name is John Egbert and you are probably gay, but you can’t afford to think about it right now.
In which John is a struggling college student and Dave is a really good music producer. And there are soulmarks in their wrists.
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03 Feb 2026
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Dave Strider moves into a new school, which to him means joining a brand new group of misfits friends and of course, new beginnings, hopefully ones far apart from his older brother, Dirk, lead singer of the hyper popular band 'Roadkill', who's been overshadowing him for the past two years. Yet Dave quickly realizes that his plan to remain anonymous as Dirk's younger brother won't be easy, as he's not the only one in his new friend group closely related to a Roadkill member as he previously thought
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03 Feb 2026
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It's not really "homewrecking" if you were welcomed into the home by arsenicCatnep
Fandoms: Homestuck
29 Jan 2026
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It absolutely reeked of weed and alcohol, and the place being packed to the brim made traversing through the house like a goddamn maze. One wrong turn and you're face to face with a dead end wall of couples making out.
To you, June Egbert, it felt like a slap to the face.
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03 Feb 2026
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pepsicola except they're lesbians who live in birmingham by ieatwateryaey
Fandoms: Homestuck
30 Jan 2026
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Dove Strider moves to Birmingham, England with Dani Strider (her actual older sister) and Sis Strider. There, she meets June Egbert and they are in lesbians with eachother! Hurrah!
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Dove Strider moves in with her best friend and secret crush June Egbert after her gf died in afganistan going to war and then one night june gets drunk and then....find out!!! (OBVIOUSLY THIS DOESNT ACTUALLY HAPPEN IN THIS FIC THIS IS A REFERENCE PLS DONT HANG ME IN THE STREET FOR THIS)
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03 Feb 2026
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Dave and John are awoken by an alarm that didn’t need to be set that early, then they can’t fall back asleep. What happens next will blow your tits clean off.
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03 Feb 2026
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They’ll write it on your tombstone — Dave Strider, cause of death: stupid, wasted, cuddly dorks.
(Or: John’s drunk after a party, and the concept of personal space has slipped his mind. Dave gets a lapful of Egbert, and remembers what it’s like to trust.)
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03 Feb 2026
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Dave comes home to a pillow fort and an Egbert full of thoughts.
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03 Feb 2026