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    In a moment of brilliant madness, the marketing director of a popular soft-drink company uses the likeness of a known Decepticon war-criminal in an extremely successful marketing campaign to promote their brand-new energy drink, RocketFuel.

    Not even the Autobots are immune to it's appeal. 

    Starscream isn't much of a fan though.

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    16 Jul 2026

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  2. Public Bookmark 91

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    Jazz is the Head of SpecOps. Prowl is the head of TacOps. Their teams are the most highly trained spies and tacticians in the Autobot Army. Fraternization is against regs, but... well, Jazz was forged to break the rules, and Prowl isn't exactly complaining about their new arrangements.

    Besides, what could possibly go wrong?

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    09 Jul 2026

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  3. Public Bookmark 40

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    Three tacticians who turned an Enforcer detective into the greatest tactician on Cybertron.

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    06 Jul 2026

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    Jazz is a small-time criminal broker. Against his better judgment, he agrees to fence a stolen tactical computer, but instead of a fancy mod, that ‘computer’ turns out to be a beautiful, amnesiac Praxian.

    Jazz may be a criminal, but he’s got limits, and mecha trafficking is one of them. He frees the captive Praxian and embarks on a quest to help the mech regain his memory.

    It won’t be easy. The mech’s kidnappers aren’t happy their prize was stolen, and looming overhead is the spectre of whoever commissioned that tactical computer, and their unknown intentions for its bearer.

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    21 Jun 2026

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    TF Speedwriting May 18 Prompt #1: 'Supreme excellence consists of breaking the enemy's resistance without fighting.' ― Sun Tzu, The Art of War

    It’s a tale as old as time: a Decepticon is caught and interrogated.

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  6. Public Bookmark 81

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    ::Well met, Child.::

    Jazz startled, twisting around to try and find the source of the voice that came from within him and all around him all at once, like a sound system cranked up just past its safety point. It was then that he noticed he was weightless, every old racing injury gone, floating in a formless expanse that his processor could only interpret as white. His optics told him there were no directions, his processor told him he was upside-down. 

     Wait, he didn’t have optics. Or a processor. Scratch that, he didn’t have a frame. He tried to look around, and realized he was nothing more than his spark.

     Scrap.

     Jazz has deactivated with a regret-filled life, but Primus has plans for him: if he can convince another to like the Solstice in thirty days, he becomes a Winter Spark. Jazz, ever the optimist, fully believes he can.

    Prowl is a work-a-holic who finds himself indifferent to the Solstice... until Jazz drops into his life one day, pestering him and generally confusing him to no end...but why is the Solstice so important to Jazz?

    Neither of them counted on even liking the other... and much less feeling anything more.

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    03 Jun 2026

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    Optimus Prime drives Jazz insane by refusing to die. Jazz drives Optimus Prime insane by refusing to explain whether he sleeps in a maintenance duct or not.

    They become best friends.

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    02 Jun 2026

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    31 May 2026

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    27 May 2026

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    Ricochet's got a bad case of conscience and he's pretty sure it's about to get him killed.

    (aka I think I've read every defection/ex-Con au and now I'm forced to make my own. Jazz-centric.)

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    14 May 2026

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    12 May 2026

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    Sometimes you just know. Five (and a half) stories of love at first sight.

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    12 May 2026

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    Bluestreak is lonely. It's hard, being one of the only Praxians left. His adoptive creators try their best to be with him, but Jazz and Prowl are busy running the war, and the Decepticons aren't making it any easier.

    But then, while recovering from some injuries, he gets a strange--and wonderful--message that another Praxian wants to exchange data-letters with him! Finally, he can have a steady friend and someone that will understand what it's like to have lost you entire home.

    And his new penpal totally isn't Thundercracker, who isn't also painfully lonely and feeling particularly doubtful about the Decepticon cause. No, no, it's not Thundercracker, because that would be ridiculous. Right?

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    09 May 2026

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    The Ark's Praxians are hiding a secret, unfortunately forces both internal and external threaten to expose their true natures.

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    06 May 2026

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    Jazz turned in his seat, cube at his lips, just in time to spot the white pursuit vehicle steaming and panting in the doorway. “Jazz of Staniz,” the enforcer shouted, “surrender the matrix and come quietly!”

    Jazz knocked back his drink. “Well!” he said to the open-mouthed bartender, “time to split!”

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    If it was anybody’s fault, it was that loser Starscream.

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    22 Apr 2026

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    Taken prisoner by Decepticons, Ratchet is prepared for the worst; Interrogation, torture, deactivation. What he didn't expect was getting roped into becoming the enemy faction's temporary physician.

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    14 Apr 2026

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    A con artist constantly on the move from town to town, Janus Dee has always preferred to outrun the consequences of his crimes whenever possible. A shameless opportunist and unrepentant grifter, he thought nothing of leaving others to pay the price if it allowed him to save his own skin.

    Unfortunately, he seems to have betrayed the wrong man. Now, the weight of all his lies are finally starting to catch up to him...

     

    (A tale of sin, suffering and the supernatural set in the Old West.)

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    14 Apr 2026

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    Fresh out of his engagement with T’Pring and facing pressure from his family to select a suitable bondmate before his Pon Farr is due, Spock resorts to desperate measures: allowing The Starfleet Intraservice Partnership Arbitration Agency to select a compatible mate on his behalf.

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    23 Mar 2026

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  20. Public Bookmark 8

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    d3rlord3 fucks around and finds out.

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    06 Jan 2026

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