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    When a newly resurrected Ministry marriage mandate announces that Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy are a perfect magical match according to an ancient spell (dusted off by morons), Hermione does the sensible thing: she assumes the spell is wrong and prepares to tear the Ministry apart at the seams.

    Unfortunately, the spell is magically and legally binding.

    Now Hermione—cursebreaker extraordinaire, workaholic, and part-time harbinger of bureaucratic doom—is forced to cohabitate with the one wizard she absolutely refuses to find attractive while she prepares to annihilate the Ministry in court, in public opinion, and possibly in small controlled fires. All the while, Draco Malfoy goes from mildly intrigued to catastrophically besotted in record time.

    As Hermione plots the downfall of the Ministry's heinous legislation and Draco tries (and fails) not to make heart eyes at his new wife, they discover that the spell might know something they don’t.

    A comedy of errors, enemies-to-lovers chaos, magical academia shenanigans, and sexual tension so thick it could be classified as a solid.

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    17 Jul 2026

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    Hermione and Draco are locked in a quarantine cell for 48 hours during the last months before graduation.
    They get closer than they ever have before—and neither of them knows how much of it is real.
    When it’s over, nothing goes back to how it was.
    And years later, they’re still dealing with what started in that room.
    What happens when something that was never supposed to matter refuses to let go?
    A story about closeness, consequences, and the kind of love that doesn’t end when it should.

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    17 Jul 2026

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    Draco Malfoy has an eventful 30th birthday, which leads to an even more eventuful time to follow.

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    16 Jul 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 14

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    Draco wasn’t going to be able to go back to translating as if nothing had changed. He couldn’t go another four months without touching her hair. He couldn’t keep living in the Head Dorm with her, pretending that he was only interested in studying with her.

    “Hermione? Do you have to patrol at Hogsmeade next weekend?”

    “Thankfully not,” she said, continuing to write.

    “They opened that new café on the first of the year…” he nervously started.

    “I heard about that. I’ve been eager to try it,” she admitted.

    Taking a deep breath, Draco leaned forward. “We should go there and try it out this weekend…together.”

    Hermione smiled and laughed a little without looking up. “You make it sound like a date!”

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    Having done the unthinkable—becoming friends with Hermione Granger during the fall semester of their Eighth Year at Hogwarts while sharing the Head Dorm—Draco Malfoy makes the mistake of thinking she might feel the same way he does.

    She doesn't.

    Now he has to survive the rest of the school year living with her, patrolling the corridors with her, sharing classes, brewing potions beside her, and pretending his heart isn't breaking a little more every single day.

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    16 Jul 2026

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    Hermione loses her husband and goes into labor all in the same day. On the most traumatic day of her life she finds support from an unlikely place.

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    Hermione Granger was the one thing the spoiled Malfoy heir could never have. When Ron Weasley is killed, Draco sees a chance to get closer to the witch who’s haunted him since he was 11 years old. And, like any true Slytherin, he was never one to pass up an opportunity.

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    16 Jul 2026