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Interpersonal Relationships Year 7, Unit 3: How to Have Sex Like a Responsible Adult by InnerLilith for Booktopus
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
30 Jan 2022
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Harry came to Hogwarts to teach Defense Against the Dark Arts. He did not come to Hogwarts to obsess over Draco Malfoy. He definitely did not come to Hogwarts to channel that obsession into…supervising Draco’s sex education class?
Whatever, Harry saved the world. He could handle sex ed. Right?
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18 May 2026
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Harry sodding Potter is staring at him like he’s a Hippogriff on the loose, because of course he is. This is the life he lives now. Chaos at every turn. Nemeses with fantastic arses lurking behind every counter.
He finally wrangles Scorpius into his lap, glancing away so he doesn’t have to look at Harry Potter’s stupidly handsome face or his sluttily open collar or the chest hair peeking out at the very top. Draco knows his cheeks are beet red. “Potter. Yes, it appears we need some assistance. I can help clean it up. And then we’ll go.”
“Er, it’s alright.” Potter looks around the empty cafe and casts a Mending spell with a small, deft flick of his fingers.
Draco can’t help but watch that. He’s only a man, and a weak one at that. Potter’s hands look strong, and his shirtsleeves are rolled up to his elbows. And gods help Draco, he’s staring now. Scorpius is crying, but quieter, his little hands bunched up in Draco’s shirt, and Draco automatically gathers him closer, holding him tight. He can feel Scorpius wiping his snotty nose on his jumper.
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In which Draco grows up hiding and finds out he doesn't want to do that anymore. And he doesn't want his son to hide, either.Series
- Part 2 of Home
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18 May 2026
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"Bellow, bluster… your rage is insignificant. No more than the mewing of a kitten. Do not be afraid. He will save you. Calm you. Love you."
Harry has a furry little problem – but Draco’s scent soothes the savage beastie. Will Draco be able to save him when Harry’s world begins to crumble? Bubbles, blowjobs, mystery – and something rotten in the place of Grimmauld. Yes, yes - it's a Kitten!Harry fic. I know what you’re thinking - but it was there and I had to get it out of my system. Give it a chance.
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- Part 1 of Paws of Fury
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15 May 2026
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All's Fair in Love and Post-Production by kuchi_sabishii
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
11 Nov 2025
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Because of a lost bet, Harry is now a contestant on Dean's first-ever wizarding reality dating show. He started out sceptical but willing to play along; three weeks later, he just wants out.
He hates everything: the sun, the cameras, the kissing, the “challenges,” the emotional manipulation.
And then Draco Malfoy walks in.
Hermione was right. This is a psychological experiment.
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Or: “oh no, he’s hot”
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Or: The silly Love Island parody no one asked for.
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13 May 2026
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Harry only meant to buy Christmas presents.
Instead, he found Draco Malfoy again, more than a decade after the war: owner of Wizarding London's best luxury apothecary, and had somehow become much, much fitter than Harry remembered.
Harry has questions, most of them inappropriate, and the only sensible thing to do with questions is investigate. Draco was definitely hiding something. Unfortunately, Harry's investigative instincts keep getting distracted by what Draco’s got going on under all those kaftans.
Featuring: food as a love language, the art of technicalities, ancient magic, Harry’s overactive imagination, and Draco’s spectacular commitment to making everything more complicated than it needs to be.
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13 May 2026