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Just a little one-shot about Shane struggling with his alcoholism.
The farmer is there too. Kinda.
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The Marauder's Map shows a number above some people's head. Harrie investigates what it means.
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04 Jul 2026
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"So I have until 6 o'clock to lose my virginity, or I'm dead?" Harrie said.
"Four minutes before that, more precisely," Snape said.
"Great. I'll just go wake up a bloke and ask them if they want to fuck me. The fate of the wizarding world depends on it. Great pick up line."
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04 Jul 2026
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A Certain Kind of Forever by armassy for SpireaSalix
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
31 Jul 2025
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Harry’s life changes drastically for the worse after he is turned into a vampire. Only the current Headmaster of Hogwarts is willing to give him a chance at a normal life again. The problem? Harry can’t seem to stay away from him.
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21 Jun 2026
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Based on prompt: 2025-60: Severus is an omega for hire that Sirius/James gets for Harry to lose his virginity with. Severus is very surprised when Harry isn't interested in using him.
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20 Jun 2026
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Harry Potter hangs up his Auror robes and returns to Hogwarts. House rivalries and Severus Snape are just two of the things he has to deal with.
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