Suikerism
Recent bookmarks
-
Tags
Summary
Alternate title: 'Denial, Thy Name Is Hatake Kakashi'
Alternative alternate title: 'How Kakashi Discovered That He Was In Love With Maito Gai, Through The Medium Of Bad Erotica'
The war is over, his friends are dead, and Jiraiya just handed him a little orange book.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 76,832
- Chapters:
- 12/12
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 1,108
- Kudos:
- 2,625
- Bookmarks:
- 713
- Hits:
- 40,769
Bookmarked by Suikerism
15 Jun 2026
-
Tags
Summary
“Yeah, sensei, do we pass?” Sasuke dangled the bells from the tip of his finger, a smug grin on his face. He was a bastard, Kakashi decided.
Actually, all of them were. Little shit bastards. Feral goblins. Hellspawn. If it wasn’t Sakura literally changing the landscape of the field underneath Kakashi’s feet, it was Sasuke swinging a sword crackling with lightning, both of them subtly herding him towards Naruto’s hundred shadow-clones, all of which were so fast he could barely track them even with the sharingan.
Kakashi was starting to think his team definitely didn’t have the same problems as the others.
***5 times Team 7 confused/terrified the shit out of everyone +1 time they explained why (ft. Time Traveling Team 7)***
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 12,411
- Chapters:
- 6/6
- Collections:
- 50
- Comments:
- 842
- Kudos:
- 18,493
- Bookmarks:
- 5,047
- Hits:
- 171,893
Bookmarked by Suikerism
12 Jun 2026
-
- Words:
- 294,609
- Works:
- 3
- Bookmarks:
- 305
Bookmarked by Suikerism
12 Jun 2026
-
Tags
Summary
Sokka and Zuko are both weird guys. Fortunately, they're the same kind of weird as each other.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 4,611
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 3
- Comments:
- 601
- Kudos:
- 18,817
- Bookmarks:
- 3,650
- Hits:
- 97,584
Bookmarked by Suikerism
09 Jun 2026
-
Tags
Summary
In the same way Icarus had flown too close to the sun and plummeted to his death, Sasuke Uchiha now had a vibrator stuck in his ass.
Series
- Part 1 of The Best of Friends
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 26,053
- Chapters:
- 3/3
- Comments:
- 416
- Kudos:
- 9,378
- Bookmarks:
- 1,962
- Hits:
- 134,202
Bookmarked by Suikerism
05 Jun 2026