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  1. Public Bookmark 9

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    Palamedes wants to see if he can reverse the effects of alcohol intoxication. Camilla agrees to be his test subject.

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    07 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 14

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    Palamedes takes time to remind Camilla that "one flesh, one end" is a two-way street

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    03 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 5

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    They’d discovered The Joys of Sexual Intercourse at the ripe age of seventeen, in the after hours of the neighborhood library, with a year’s worth of class notes sprawled out before them. So, not a very ideal place for two hormone-addled teens to be having a go at shoving various body parts into each other.

    The next times, though, it happened like this.

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    02 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 9

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    Camilla is suffering from period cramps and Palamedes helps soothe her pain.

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    02 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 15

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    She can see it in his face, hear it in his voice: a thawing, a fractional lowering of his guard at the reminder that there's no one else in the room right now. No audience, no jury, no one stood with their hands outstretched, waiting impatiently for him to place in their palms a simpler version of himself, one with all the edges sanded off. An elevator pitch, an abstract, an unbridled vastness whittled down to something more easily digestible. No one in this room is asking him to be anything other than his peculiar, prismatic self, one-half the man everyone else expects him to be and the other an endless tumble of cheerful contradictions. Right now, in this room, there's just Camilla, who's only ever held him in her hands like a priceless first-edition: untranslated, unabridged. Unapologetically well-loved, too, judging by all the ballpoint pen she's left scribbled in the margins of his life over the years. And she loves him, she loves him, she loves h—

    "Palamedes," she says, then. Slowly, carefully, enunciating every syllable. This is still new. She'd hate to scare it off before it even has a chance to find its legs. "Are you… curious, at all, about— pronouns?"

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    01 Jun 2026