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After a night of passion with his imp, Pilot Stolas is hungry for something new. Looking through prophecies of parallel timelines to find something entertaining, he finds a version of himself that has something he doesn't. Absolutely unacceptable.
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04 Mar 2026
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“Moxxie, who the fuck is that?”
Blitzø had told Moxxie he didn’t want another court jester. They had been through a shit ton of them and the last one, Dennis, had been so fucking terrible he’d decided it was a position his castle didn’t fucking need.
“He’s a jester, Your Majesty.” Moxxie provided unhelpfully. “Or maybe he’s a clown.”
The guy was dressed in a goofy ass costume made up of reds, yellows, and blues, with a pointy hat on top of his head and the stupid markings painted on his face. Obviously he was a jester. But he was also freakishly tall and covered in feathers, and Blitzø had never seen him before.
“His name, Moxx. And what the fuck is he doing here?” Blitzø snapped, lower eyelid twitching.
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Or; A mysterious clown owl shows up at Blitzø's castle. He doesn't speak, he's not very funny, and Blitzø is unreasonably horny about it.
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02 Mar 2026
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Stolas Tantrum by Blitzy Rodeo (FlorenciaUP32) for CoolBeesBro, SeeTheConstellation
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
16 Feb 2026
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Stolas explodes at a royal event and unleashes the biggest tantrum towards his father about all his traumas, blaming the King and forcing him to support his divorce and get rid of Stella once and for all. Now that the shitshow is online and went viral in the hell media, Paimon visits IMP with a peculiar offer about buying a certain imp assassin to make his son happy. It doesn't go well, but it's enough to make Blitzø step into Stolas’ life again and address a lot of unresolved trauma of his own. For the good of both of them and their families, who are tired of this mess.
Set Post Ghostfuckers and Pre Mastermind, canon divergence, comedy, and angst mixed into my self-indulgence.
Written for Helluva Minibang 2025, with art from @Coolbeesbro and @Grail.
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17 Feb 2026
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When Blitz reunited with M&M after Loona’s appointment for her hellbies shot, he was told Stolas lost his eyes. But there’s no way, right?
Until Blitz meets with Stolas on their next Full Moon, and all illusions shatter.- Language:
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15 Feb 2026
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"Pero eso ya no importa" añadió Blitzø con una sonrisa sincera que suavizó su rostro desigual". Supongo que los dos sabemos cómo se siente cuando el telón cae demasiado pronto.
Stolas se acercó un poco más, deteniéndose a su lado sin llegar a tocarle.
"Entonces… ¿qué nos queda después de eso?" preguntó.
Blitzø ladeó la cabeza.
"Disfrutar del espectáculo. Aunque sea una mentira. Aunque solo dure un instante."Desde pequeño, se había pasado la vida fingiendo que habitaba en un mundo de fantasía, uno en el que alguien vendría a rescatarle de su jaula y, por fin, le devolvería la libertad. Eso era mejor que nada, ¿no?
Pero, al ver cómo el imp se balanceaba sobre la barandilla del balcón y desaparecía tras el muro, Stolas sintió algo hundirse en su estómago, como un peso con garras.
El único problema era… que ya no estaba tan seguro de poder seguir fingiendo.Bookmarked by StolizObsessed
13 Feb 2026