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    (YANDERE! GENSHIN VARIOUS x READER)

    What was this?

    This feeling.

    Tranquillity, serenity, exaltation. None of them were a good fit to the way [F/N] felt in that single moment. Her mind fluttered for a second, flickering on like the ember on a lighter. Moth to a flame, it was like it enveloped her like nothing else had ever done before.

    Her eyes widened, memories rushing back into her mind.

    Shit, she'd been Isekai'd!

     

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    [F/N] [L/N], a twenty-two year old college student goes about her mundane life. Most people would describe her as content, and maybe [F/N] would've described it as such too- Her life. Over and over again, day after day, the cycle never stops.

    That is, however, until she suddenly drops into Genshin Impact out of nowhere.

    In any other case, [F/N] might have been glad to be there. In a fantasy land where she had only ever visited in her dreams, with a feeling she couldn't describe flooding her entire being. However, [F/N] couldn't be further from excited..

    She had never played Genshin in her life.

    [F/N] threw her head into her hands, holding back the urge to scream.

    “I’m absolutely screwed, aren’t I?”

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    18 Jul 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 55

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    attriage (n.): the state of having lost all control over how you feel about someone-- not even trying to quench the flames anymore, but lighting other fires around your head just hoping to contain the damage.

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    in which you have a complicated relationship with the captain.

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    18 Jul 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 75

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    Working as a maid for three terrifyingly competent women was never part of my life plan.

    Yet somehow, here I am.

    Every morning I wake up in a mansion bigger than my hometown, make breakfast for women who could buy my organs for fun, and spend the rest of the day trying not to die.

    There’s Arlecchino, a private investigator who knows things she shouldn’t. Signora, a CEO who looks like she invented intimidation. And Kafka, a psychologist who can unravel my entire existence with one sentence.

    My job description says maid.

    Reality says maid, cook, gardener, kidnapping victim, and general disaster.

    Most days are simple.

    I clean.

    I cook.

    I try not to get stabbed.

    Sometimes I succeed.

    I should have left a long time ago.

    But somewhere between the chaos and near-death experiences, this place started feeling like home.

    Which is probably a bad sign.

    Anyway.

    My name is Y/N.

    I’m in my 20's

    I’m a maid.

    My life is a mess.

    And everything is perfectly fine.

     

    S̷a̷v̸e̴ ̵m̶e̶.

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    18 Jul 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 10

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    "So," Nobara leaned in, her voice dropping to a conspiratorial whisper. "Are you one of those… vampire people? I heard rumors about a new student who doesn't blink enough."

    You blinked, slowly. "I am."

    "That is so cool!" A voice boomed from down the hall. A tall boy with messy white hair approached, followed by a boy with long, dark hair tied in a bun. Satoru Gojo had his signature grin on, though his eyes were hidden behind thick, dark-rimmed glasses today, the heavy shadows underneath them suggesting he’d had a rough night. Beside him, Suguru Geto looked far more put together.

    "I’m Satoru. And this is Suguru. Are you going to bite anyone today? Because I have a bet with Suguru."

    "I am not planning to bite anyone," you said, your voice devoid of any warmth.

    As the first vampire to transfer to Jujutsu Academy, you expected icy glares and tension. Instead, you're trapped with a group of chaotic classmates who don’t understand the concept of personal space and whose necks are looking more tempting by the second.

    •all characters are 18+
    •mostly writing this to practice my smut
    •highkey what am i doing

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    18 Jul 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 16

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    We all know how the story of Lyney, Lynette and Freminet went. Being children of the House of the Hearth and becoming child spies. But what if things took a different turn in their stories? That is what this au is about. Exploring a what if timeline where Lyney and Lynette ran away from Arlecchino and ended up in Merusea Village and their story diverging from there.

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    11 Jun 2026