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    “Any life signs?” Riker asks, not expecting to find any.

    “None,” Keru replies. “There are trace warp signature readings, but it’s probably from the core detonation.” He frowns, finding something unusual in his scans. “I’m also detecting some kind of transponder beacon inside the wreckage. It’s transmitting.”

    “Onscreen,” Riker orders, distracted from the warp signature.

    DeSalvo appears on screen, no longer on the Galor’s bridge. Instead, he appears to be inside a small, but comfortable stateroom. “To Whom It May Concern: If you are watching this, it means that I am dead,” he proclaims.

    “Must be a recorded message,” Troi notes. She frowns, annoyed with herself, having hoped that she moved past the ‘stating the obvious’ phase of her career. Old habits die hard.

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    On the heels of a bad breakup, Annie asks Jeff to fly out to DC and pretend to be her boyfriend so she can show up her ex.

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    “We already have one gay and one lesbian,” Pierce complains. “Isn’t that enough LGBTQness for one study group?”

    “Still not gay,” Jeff says flatly, assuming Pierce was talking about him.

    “Still not a lesbian,” Britta adds, assuming Pierce was talking about her.

    “Statistically, at least one of us is at least half-gay,” Pierce asks, assuming Jeff and Britta wouldn’t have objected if it didn’t apply to them.

    “Is he talking about me?” Troy asks, assuming nothing.

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    Annie finds out Jeff wears contacts. She finds it troublingly difficult to get the image of him in glasses out of her mind.

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    Jeff and Annie make a social media post officially announcing their relationship.

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    “Didn’t your husband leave you for an Orion stripper?” Britta snaps. She regrets it as soon as she sees Shirley’s hurt expression. “I’m sorry. That was mean.”

    “It’s alright,” Shirley says diplomatically, silently considering how she will make Britta pay for this later. Like gazpacho, chlodnik, and potato salad, revenge is best served cold. I think we can agree that our taste in men leaves a little to be desired.

    “We’re 24th Century women. We have to be able to talk about something besides men.”

    “I’m not trying to pass some feminism test,” Shirley scoffs. “I like talking about men. And looking at them.” She points to the well-sculpted backside of Jeff Winger, who is hanging a sign on the door to the same holodeck they just left.” Mmm, mmm. Don’t you want to break off a piece of that?”

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    Jeff finds Abed sitting on a bench after Pierce's will reading.

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    Expressing emotions is hard for Jeff. Everyone he's ever gotten close to has left. The combination of those two things makes it especially hard for him to express one *particular* emotion.

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    Letting Annie go is much, much harder when he has to watch her drift away.

    Interpreting Jeff is even more difficult from 1500 miles away

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    “Do starships normally have flags?” Abed asks, staring at the flag curiously.

    “Why wouldn’t they?” Troy replies. The water ships from ye olde times had them. Seems like the kind of tradition that might continue into the 24th Century.

    Annie eyes the insignia skeptically. “They definitely don’t have flags that look like that,” she says, frowning.

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    Across the series and beyond, moments Annie questioned why she was attracted to Jeff.

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    Jeff and Annie, now married, are trying for a baby. However, it may not be in the cards for Annie anymore. Fortunately, though, the couple remember that Annie sold eggs to make rent back when she was struggling to get by on her own and resolve to track them down.

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    “Can’t you put your whole ‘too cool for school’ thing on hold for one night to support a friend?” Annie implores him.

    “I was there for Troy’s rap battle,” Jeff protests.

    “I almost had her,” Troy laments, his expression haunted. Lieutenant Commander Bauer has some mad flow for an eighty-seven year old white lady. “My palms were sweaty, knees weak, arms were heavy…”

    “Save it for the mic, Childish Gambino,” Pierce interjects. Troy doesn’t get the reference which, to be fair, is over three hundred years out of date.

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    Annie comes out as bi. This sparks realizations in Jeff and Troy.

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    Abed shows up at Jeff and Annie's door with important news: the movie has been greenlit.

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    Annie's turning 40. She knows there's no reason to worry about that, but when people can't shut up about it as a woman's perceived expiration date it's hard not to.

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    Britta drags Jeff, Annie, and their partners into a murder mystery vacation Frankie has always wanted to go on. But when a semi-real semi-crime is committed, Jeff and Annie's old caper instincts kick back in...

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    “Wait, this is the show?” Troy asks in slight confusion. “Not the part where we’re on a spaceship where we’re the last, worst hope for scientific exploration?”

    “That’s the hook,” Abed says, nodding. “But ultimately every show is driven by its cast of characters and by familiar settings, and since we don’t get on the bridge this is where we, as the cast, congregate on a familiar, comforting set.”

    Shirley’s brow furrows, in as much as it can furrow while sharing space with her forehead ridges. “But why does that set have to be this weird little room with the tacky upholstery, and the bright, Earth lighting, and that weird smell?”

    “I don’t know what to tell you, it tested well.”

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    A drunk Jeff doesn't recognize Annie with glasses on. She plays this somewhat more to her advantage than she probably should.

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    Jeff is the first person to find out that Annie lived above Dildopolis so long that she recites the 2am sales announcements in her sleep.

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