Spiritual_Frog
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- Minecraft (Video Game) (3)
- Dream SMP (3)
- Criminal Minds (US TV) (2)
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Dad: Well, we have a problem
Old Man: The fire?
Dad: What? No
Dad: I was gonna say that Reid had a concussion
Dad: What do you mean fire
Problem Child: There’s no fire
Chocolate Thunder: Rossi is getting old
Chocolate Thunder: He doesn’t know what he’s talking about
Old Man: I take offense to that
Or... Another not very original Bau group chat fic where every chapter is pretty much a one-shot.
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“So am I going to die?” Tommy asked through tears
Pausing Phil looked at his son and realized how scared Tommy was. Lifting the arm that wasn’t supporting Tommy he wrapped it behind his son and held him.
“Wilbur was wrong Tommy, you're going to be fine.”
When Tommy continued to cry Phil started rocking him back and forth.
“It’s okay, mate, I’ve got you,” he whispered.
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Tommy's having an awful day and to top it all off he gets stung by a bee the worst part is that he misunderstood his brother and now thinks that he's going to die because of it. Lots of comfort ensues.
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- Part 2 of Whumptober + Flufftober '23
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“You can do this, mate”
With one final look back he steps forward and jumps.
Phil held his breath, the world around him seemed like it was slowing down as he watched his fledgling take his first flight.
His heart plummets as he realizes Tommy is halfway down and his wings still haven’t started flapping. He can tell Wilbur hasn’t moved from his spot yet and won’t be able to catch him in time. He knows he has to save him but as he watches him get closer to the ground, he feels frozen in place. He’s not going to be able to save him.
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Or...Tommy's learning to fly and takes a tumble and Phil is trying to be a good uncle while dealing with grief.Series
- Part 1 of Whumptober + Flufftober '23
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Cause You're the Only Person in the World Who'd Understand by Spiritual_Frog
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
26 May 2023
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“You locked out too?”
Spinning around he looked behind him and saw a man sitting against the wall holding a cigarette between his teeth.
“What the fuck, how long have you been there?”
The man looked at him for a few seconds a glazed look in his eyes then spoke “Dunno, been here for a while you just walked right passed me”
Walking closer to him he noticed that it was his neighbor who always played his music during the night when he was trying to sleep. He also noticed that he was incredibly drunk.
“So, what are you doing out here?” Tommy asked.
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Or: Tommy and his drunk neighbor, Wilbur, are locked out of their apartments, shenanigans ensue.Series
- Part 1 of Neighbor au
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In a world where littles are rarely accepted into the Bau, Spencer is the only little on a team full of caregivers and neutrals. Gideon was not only Spencer's caregiver, he was the only one who knew Spencer's secret but now Gideon is gone, and Spencer is scared and alone.
*Non-sexual*
We do not sexualize littles in the fic.Series
- Part 1 of Little Spencer
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No one had any business knowing his classification; that was his business and his alone. He hastily avoided prying eyes when he felt himself slinking into that cloudy headspace, weaving through questions with the grace of an acrobat; if everyone else had theirs on file, they pestered, why couldn’t he?
Alastor had resigned himself to an afterlife of secrecy; regardless of whatever feelings of bitter loneliness he may harbor, one day the pile of corpses he left in his wake would occupy his mind far better than a caregiver ever would!
After all, this was his only option; no one who saw the decimation he brought about would view him as something that could be delicate, something that could be held and cherished despite the corruption lying dormant in his cold, black heart.
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Classification AU: Alastor is little, Vox is not. They learn to find a home in each other.
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22 Jul 2026
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Alastor has a secret-- he's a little. Being at the bottom of the totem pole of classifications, Alastor pretends to be a neutral, using scent blockers to hide his little pheromones. When Charlie accidently walks in on him regressed, will he be able to keep his secret from the rest of the hotel? Especially from a certain pint-sized monarch?
(Classification AU)
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21 Jul 2026
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Finally, something dawns on him, a way to handle two goals simultaneously. He’d seen Hollander’s mother flipping through papers rapidly when they first got here, seeming calm and in control and more than a little frightening in a way that made Ilya mildly glad he wasn’t one of the people responsible for a clipboard. If anyone can tell him if the long list of “Prohibited Items” he’d been sent in his email a few days ago is just standard practice for big shoots, it would be Yuna Hollander.
Or, hopefully, her son.
“Crazy we cannot even have peanut butter, eh?” He asks. “You also got giant list?”
Hollander stiffens, almost imperceptibly, and Ilya tilts his head, just slightly, confused, wondering if he’s stumbled somewhere unexpected.
(how ilya learns about shane's allergies) (and shane's sexual awakening tragically hits a speedbump in the process 😔)
(chapters can standalone but will be updated as inspiration strikes)
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15 Jul 2026
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Like Ships (Upon a Winding River) by castlefreque, intheskywithamethysts
Fandoms: The Passenger (Movie 2023)
28 Jun 2026
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Randy, overwhelmed with guilt over his troubled childhood, ends it all and makes it look like an accident.
Two months later, Benson unknowingly takes Randy's old job at Burgers Burgers Burgers and begins experiencing hauntings. When Randy died, he didn't leave, and he needs Benson's help to move on.
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06 Jul 2026
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Neil runs because it's everything to him, but he also runs because there isn't anything else for him to do. Turns out, freedom and living are foreign concepts to him. Running and survival? Not so much.
He went back to creature comforts, the only ones he'd ever known. What else was he supposed to do? What else was he meant to yearn for? Can't want something you never knew existed, after all.
Enter Andrew Minyard.
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05 Jul 2026