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    Forester (Admirals🔛🔝)
    So the true way to combat the Bisexual Russian Terminator isn’t with homophobia...
    It's actually with even more gay
    ...
    You're a goddamn genius.

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    The NHL rookies have joined forces to strategize now that two of the greatest hockey players of all time are on the same team and Ilya Rozanov must suffer from the unintended consequences of making hockey more woke.

    Mainly, the way everyone keeps implying that they want to fuck his husband.

    or: a group of rookies unionize and employ chirping as a form of psychological torture against a one Ilya Grigoryevich Rozanov.

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    10 Jun 2026

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    Peak
    Oc rookies

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    Cliff Marlow and the innate homoeroticism of having a lot of two-man with your best friend.

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    08 Jun 2026

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    Shane: Why is Melissa from the Raiders Foundation texting me?
    Shane: Ilya
    Shane: What did you do

    Ilya: ah
    Ilya: you are wag now yes?

    Shane: Ilya

    Ilya: i gave your number to hammersmith’s wife
    Ilya: she thinks i need help with the charity basket
    Ilya: and you know all my favorite things

    With Shane's new WAG status comes new responsibilities. Particularly with the Boston Raiders Foundation.

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    07 Jun 2026

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    “This might have been a bad idea.”
    “You think so?”
    “Hollander’s pissed.” Marlow said, stating the obvious.
    “No he’s not.” Ilya answered easily. “He’s just nervous.”
    “About what?”

    “About asking if he can watch you fuck me.”

     

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    Ilya and Marlow have been hooking up for years - though it was never personal (until it was too late).

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    05 Jun 2026

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    Cliff/Ilya series w c/s/i

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    Dykstra: Today is the day!
    Hollander: Remind me why Ilya and I are the ones taking them?
    Bood: You and Roz already handle Luca’s doctor’s appointments anyways
    Bood: It was only a matter of time.
    Chouinard: That fact is still crazy to me.
    Harris: Mom and Dad taking their kids to the doctor!

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    The Centaurs rookies need to get their wisdom teeth out. Why not together and all at once? Oh also Shane and Ilya are responsible for them. Mostly Shane.

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    03 Jun 2026

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    Peak rookie+group chat