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I Will Wed You With A Delicate Veil by SpellSparkler for ImNotYourStar
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
14 Feb 2026
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Astarion likes to pretend that he hates Gale. He needles him constantly when he drops off Astarion’s fabric orders, he acts indifferent when Gale asks what his plans are for the weekend (his plans are always bridal appointments or fittings, conveniently scheduled for the whole day), he mocks the cardigans and sweater vests Gale wears.
It’s easier than admitting he is hopelessly in love with his draper.-
A modern AU where Astarion makes wedding dresses, Gale is his lacemaker and draper, and shameless smut ensues.
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Astarion hates his job as a Midwinter Elf. It’s degrading, ridiculous, and most of all, it forces him into the orbit of Gale Dekarios, a Red Knight impersonator with a grating attitude.
But when he discovers Gale’s secret, he finds he can’t help but involve himself.
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Astarion had begged him to just swallow his pride and start using a hearing trumpet. They were both well into their thousandth year. There was no shame in it. Hells, even Astarion had begrudgingly accepted his need to wear spectacles.
Spectacles which, today, he could not find for the life of him.
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Even after a thousand years together, Astarion still loves Gale as deeply as when they first met. But thousand year old bodies aren’t exactly built for rampant sex. Good thing Gale loves a puzzle.
Written for the BWBR Low Nut November event.
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Astarion Ancunín, paranormal investigator and enigmatic host of Most Haunted, heads to Waterdeep Tower with his crew to investigate rumours of hauntings and poltergeists. What he finds instead is Gale Dekarios, put upon owner and skeptic.
He has his work cut out for him to salvage this episode.
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Captain Gale Dekarios and Viscount Astarion Ancunín are not friends. The Viscount is a thorn in the Captain’s side, determined, apparently, to make his life a living hell. Gale has plans, goals for his life, not to mention the reputation of his mother’s young ward to consider as well as his own.
The funny thing about plans is they have a way of going sideways.
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A BloodWeave Regency AU.
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Returning to Waterdeep after the fall of the Netherbrain, Gale finds anonymous fame as The Wizard in the city’s infamous mud wrestling tournament. The final pits him against Mercury, another wrestler hidden by a mask. Yet Gale soon discovers that Mercury is not as unknown as he’d like to believe.
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BloodWeave porn with feelings, set post game, where a crack prompt is wrangled into canon.
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- Part 6 of Crack Shack Creations
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Araj Oblodra requires alchemical ingredients for her experiments. She’s forced to resort to purchasing them from Sorcerous Sundries. Unfortunately, the more volatile ones that she needs are kept in the vaults.
The sad tiefling male behind the counter is easily persuaded into taking her there.
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Astarion has never learned to swim. When he lets this slip to Gale, his roommate, he offers to teach him. A lesson under the pier leads to something more.
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- Part 5 of Crack Shack Creations
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Astarion found himself watching Gale more than he was watching Dirty Dancing. He looked quite young to be getting divorced, he thought to himself. The gossip in him was dying to know the full story, but he knew full well that it would be really stupid to start prying into a practical stranger’s personal life.
As he was about to ask, because fuck it, he was probably never seeing this man again, Gale reached below his seat and grabbed a notebook and pen from a satchel. A satchel. The man was going on what amounted to a mid life crisis of a holiday (or, to be fairer to him, a third of a life crisis, because he looked to be about Astarion’s age), and he’d brought a satchel?!
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Lawyer Astarion Ancunín had a chance encounter with film professor Gale Dekarios on a flight to New York. And then another chance encounter at a bar. And when he found out he’s in the middle of a messy divorce, well, what was Astarion to do? Aside from sleep with him, which was obviously a given.
Astarion didn’t believe in love stories. But life had accidentally thrown him into one of his own.
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Gale is a tired Masters student, trying to keep afloat with a busy course load and an ill-advised secret relationship with his professor. He doesn’t mean to make such a terrible impression with the new, impossibly beautiful barista at his local coffee shop. Thankfully, he’s forgiven, with surprising consequences.
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Astarion makes some decisions about who to seduce based entirely on one comment about his hair.
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- Part 5 of March of the Elders
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Avernus, set up by former Olympic heavyweight champion and current absolute dickhead Zariel Solár, prided itself on training the toughest of the tough. Which most days was fine, but Karlach was dying to have a conversation with someone that didn’t just talk about protein powders and the most effective way to train your calves. This guy was soft. Sweet. He’d said please way too many times in one sentence.
And Karlach couldn’t help but immediately fall in love on the spot.
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Or, Karlach the personal trainer has a huge crush on Gale the quizmaster.
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- Part 4 of March of the Elders
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Dietary Requirements 2: Gluten for Punishment by SpellSparkler
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
13 Mar 2025
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Gale couldn’t quite believe that Astarion had actually agreed to go out with him. In public. Where other people could see. He’d asked him twice if it was a joke before Karlach had smacked him with a tea towel and told him to stop trying to talk him out of it.
He’d let Astarion pick where to go for dinner. All of his favourite restaurants were not exactly Astarion-friendly. And, of course, Mystra frequented most of them, and he didn’t want to risk violating a restraining order just by going on a date.
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Gale and Astarion go on their first public date. A direct sequel to Dietary Requirements.
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- Part 3 of March of the Elders
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Wyll and Astarion discuss what their future together might entail, under the Wilden Oak at the changing of the season.
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- Part 2 of March of the Elders
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Driving his orchestral leader home from rehearsal, Gale was mortified when he saw a notification on his phone for a particular special order that was delayed. But Astarion was not only intrigued, he had an idea of his own.
(Or, Astarion sounds Gale with his own conductor’s baton.)
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- Part 1 of March of the Elders
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Gale Dekarios, a put upon librarian, attends a speed dating event at his local bar. He finds himself face to face with a persistent problem.
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- Part 4 of Crack Shack Creations
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Gale’s sleep is interrupted by Astarion’s attempts at training Scratch. They kiss about it.
Written for nyxueaurelia for Valentine’s Day as part of the Elder’s Gate Secret Cupid.
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Gale doesn’t need a new bed frame, he thinks, but his not-quite-boyfriend Astarion insists it’s time for a change. So he finds himself in IKEA, being dragged around by a man who is having the time of his life. Not that he can complain, because a sore throat has rendered him mute. Something that Astarion is intent on taking advantage of.
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- Part 3 of Crack Shack Creations
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Gale’s library was Astarion’s favourite room in the tower, which surprised the people he told.
The people that didn’t know him at all assumed it was Gale’s bedroom. To be fair, it ranked a close second. He had found a new lease of life in the room, with its enchanted glass and gigantic bed that was far too big even for the two of them. When Astarion had first laid eyes on it, he had felt a little pang at the thought of his poor wizard lying alone in the centre. He’d determined to give Gale a slew of new memories of that bed, as well as make some happier ones of his own.
But that didn’t make the room his favourite.
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Shameless porn without plot, set post game.
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- Part 2 of Crack Shack Creations
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Think of the Tender Things That We Were Working On by SpellSparkler
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
10 Jan 2025
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Gale had settled into life post-tadpole. A professor at Blackstaff Academy, moving on with his life, and definitely not missing a certain vampire spawn that he hadn’t heard hide nor hair from in a month. And that was fine. He was happy. Definitely happy.
But who had broken into his office?