SomeoneRandomYouveNeverMet



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  1. Rec 25

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    “This is not a massage,” Wylan remarks, voice just slightly bothered. “You’ve tricked me.”

    Jesper laughs.

    “Relax, baby,” he breathes, pressing a sloppy kiss on the inside of Wylan’s thigh.

    “Don't tell me what to do,” Wylan snaps.

    or: Jesper wants to worship his boyfriend's body, but Wylan just won't let him focus.

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    23 Jun 2026

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    Jesper makes it all sound easy. No. He makes it easy, with honest enthusiasm for every stuttering attempt at affection that Kaz has practiced on him since they began this tryst. He’s never asked for anything—but Kaz will fulfil his desires now. He’ll try, anyway.

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    16 Jul 2025

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    Jesper’s spent his life following Kaz and Inej from one mysterious job to the next. He will follow them into bed, too.

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    16 Jul 2025

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    Marya Hendriks teaches Jesper to knit and he Makes Stuff for Everyone. Pure domestic fluff. No drama or conflict.

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    19 Jun 2026

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    Satoru hasn’t had to worry about the bounty sitting on his head for a long time. He forgets it there. It means nothing to him besides the occasional bounty hunter that attempts to fight him. Moving away from the school should have restarted that nasty anxiety that lived in him like a second skeleton for much of his younger life. But he’s the strongest sorcerer. He’s Satoru Gojo, Six Eyes. He has died and been reborn better, greater, clutching the power of existence in his palms.

    Satoru barks a hysterical sounding laugh. He rubs his hands up his face, leans back and laughs at the smoggy sky.

    “My birthday cake, that I ordered this morning at five thirty, was poisoned. My kid who hates sweets took the first bite and nearly died because of it.” Satoru wipes moisture from his eyes. Let out one last breathy laugh. “Someone is going to die.”

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    19 Jun 2026