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Dead, Gone, and Doctoring by SomebodyUnimportant
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
05 May 2026
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Baz knows when someone's too far gone to save. He's been that someone. He's met death enough times to know fighting is useless.
Snow is too stubborn to accept that. And when it comes to Snow, so is Baz.
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Baz is a medic in a camp led by Simon and managed by Penny. His improved senses and skill at finding wounds certainly helps. The fact that he's a zombie never even came up.
It's a Zombie Apocalypse AU!
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No One Chooses the Chosen One by SomebodyUnimportant
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
20 Mar 2026
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Baz hates Simon the most out of anyone in the entire world of Mages.
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Simon has always struggled against a lack of love, and he knows better than to go looking for it in the charity of his worst critic.
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Damsel in Distress by SomebodyUnimportant
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
06 Dec 2025
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At the end of seventh year, Simon Snow catches Baz in the woods with Agatha and can't stop himself from tackling him to the ground.
Unfortunately, the Humdrum chose that exact moment to pull Simon away from Watford and into a dead wood. Doubly unfortunately, the Humdrum decides its better to keep Simon in a tower where he can't cast any magic. And just to top off an amazingly shitty cake, Baz has been dragged along with him.
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Wisp and Torrent have been friends for as long as anyone can remember.
After Wisp's magic revealed itself, they made a pact that they would work together to become the greatest heroes of the realm, despite what any nobility would say in opposition.
But the battles are getting harder. The foes are getting stronger. Were they ever really cut out for this?
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Cole really needs to get out of the house. School and his "job" and his "aunt" are starting to get on his nerves. He needs air and he needs someone to talk to.
And there was only one number in his phone.
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There is nothing Simon Snow loves more in life than football. And there's really nothing in Baz Pitch's life other than football.
Baz Pitch is the star player of Mummers United FC, a low tier club he's singled-handedly put on the maps, along with the tiny northern town of Watford-on-Mummers. Simon Snow is a footie fanatic, founder of the MumU supporter section, and owner of the Sun and Goat pub. He's built a living out of watching Baz play, and it doesn't even matter that they haven't spoken since they were kids. Simon knows, no matter what, Baz Pitch is going to be the greatest player England has ever seen.
So why is Baz Pitch living in a middle terrace in the middle of nowhere, day drinking and doing (bad) yoga?
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11 Jun 2026
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Someone Wicked by artsyunderstudy
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
04 Sep 2023
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Baz Pitch has spent his entire life repressing who he is and what he wants, but everyone has a breaking point. He hires an escort for a single night. One night of touches, and kisses, and pushing everything else to the back of his mind. One night to just give in. At least, that was the plan.
The problem is ... he never could have anticipated Simon Snow.
And Simon definitely didn't anticipate him.
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06 May 2026
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The Folly at Havensridge Hall by thedevilchicken for PerfectlySteadfast
Fandoms: Original Work
12 Aug 2020
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Jack Rivers is a groundskeeper at Havensridge, the country seat of Viscount Lethton.
Eight years ago, he met the viscount's grandson, Lucas, the rake who will not inherit the viscountcy. Jack has never forgotten him.
Now, Lucas has returned to Havensridge to spend the summer with his ailing grandfather. What Jack wants more than anything is Lucas Lethton, but he knows he shouldn't take the risk.
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06 Apr 2026
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It's been ten years since shy reclusive author Hayden Beck last saw Elliot Parker, not since they bitterly parted ways after University. Heartbroken, Hayden stays behind to write his books while Elliot left England to explore distant lands as a pioneering explorer.
Now in the present and the University is holding a class reunion. Hayden is persuaded into accepting, believing Elliot to not be attending, but is dismayed when they are once again face to face. He is once again confronted with all the turbulent feelings for the man he had once called friend.
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06 Apr 2026
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“Ah. Here is a young man transfixed. Do you like Hunt, sir?"
"Do I like him?" Phil tore his eyes from the painting before him and marvelled at the stranger at his elbow. Like him? One might as well ask do you like Michaelangelo? Do you like Homer? Do you like the Alps?
An art enthusiast with a talent for meteorology meets (arguably) the Finest Painter in England. But impressing your idol can be damned hard work, especially when he's all pride and prejudice, and you're all sensibility and no sense. Heavy weather ahead...- Language:
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06 Apr 2026