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    Ryland Grace can come to terms with being tranquilized, crammed into an aluminum tube strapped to two million kilograms of astrophage, and launched into deep space only to find his soulmate waiting on the other side.

    Being at the opposite end of that equation when it breaks the known barriers of special relativity is a lot harder to deal with.

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    A dead man washes up out of Ryland Grace's own personal sea.

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    18 Jul 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 67

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    Dr. Ryland Grace didn't expect to spend his Friday night at the vampire burlesque show with his coworkers. He especially didn't expect to see one of them on stage.

    AKA Simon is a dancer doing a blood-themed burlesque routine.

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    17 Jul 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 87

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    His Angel had been so generous. Sharing his face when he could have remained safely behind the mask of his space suit. Sharing his food. His kisses. His body. His love. 
    Simon had gone through a baptism of blood, washed clean and delivered to paradise. He didn’t know what a sinner like him had done to be accepted there, but he would savor every morsel.
    His mouth started watering. Something twisted low in his gut. Hunger. He told himself it was just from the thought of real meat being on offer. He lied.

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    16 Jul 2026

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    “I don’t一” Simon’s voice is soft and broken and he hates it, he hates the fear permeating his entire body. “I don’t want you to be a hallucination.”

    Grace’s faint mumbles and a strange whistling voice die down. Then Grace says, “This is real. It’s real, and we’re getting you out. I promise.”

    Simon closes his eyes. He breathes out.

    “My name,” he says. His voice is rough with unshed tears. “My name is Simon.”

    “Nice to meet you, Simon. Hang tight. We’ll be there soon.”
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    Simon is rescued from the blood ocean by a stranger who calls himself a scientist, who claims to be on his way to an alien planet called Erid. Aboard the Hail Mary, Simon has to contend with the fact that dimensional travel maybe exists, living on a space ship, and somehow surviving the struggles of deep space—all while maybe falling in love with the strange man with blue eyes.

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    07 Jul 2026

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    Simon is more convinced that this is hell. He will be forced to relive his last moments alive for eternity, his blood wasted to slick the throat of the eel. He will be chewed, dissolved, discarded, entombed, chewed, dissolved, discarded, entombed for infinity. He tries to exercise some will in this cycle by falling back into unconsciousness. After all, he figures, if this truly is his punishment, some devil will ensure he’s awake to feel his death.

    It is not a devil who wakes him. His eyes open to see a light lift him from the blood, pull him from the grasping hands of the damned.

    “Angel?”

    The angel does not respond.

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    On their way back to Erid, Rocky and Grace encounter some weird blips. They've been watching Scooby-Doo and are getting a bit bored so might as well do some sleuthing of their own, right? Who knows, could be someone else trying to fix the Astrophage problem. And it's on the way! How convenient! They aren't prepared to find another human, who is living a blood soaked submarine. In space.

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    04 Jul 2026