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    [8:34 PM] (343)024-0510: Hello?

    [8:47 PM] 7(495)081-0615: кто это

    [8:47 PM] (343)024-0510: Is this Lily?

    [9:05 PM] Lily: 🍃💊🍄?

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    Shane Hollander is a good kid. captain of the McGill boys hockey team as a freshmen, top of his class, on a full ride scholarship and has internships lined up for the next four summers during the off-season.

    But he’s burnt out, tired. His depression is getting worse and worse and he can’t catch a break. His RA and teammate, Hayden, recommends that he talk to a business partner of his, Lily . Maybe she would have just what Shane needs to chill out.

    What he didn’t expect, though, was that "Lily" would be interested in business with him.

    or:

    drugdealer! ilya rozanov meets college!shane hollander and keeps bringing him freebies, including drugs he doesn’t even wanna try, because he has cute freckles and an innocent face.

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    23 Jul 2026

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    Reminder to read since it’s apparently really funny

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    When he was seven years old, Shane Hollander was briefly lost at an airport. Luckily, the kindness of a stranger ensured he made it back to his parents safely, putting an end to a terrifying three hours for the Hollanders. It takes twenty years (and one heated rivalry) for Shane to learn the name of his rescuer. It takes twenty years for Ilya to learn his wish had already come true.

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    21 Jul 2026

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    Nearly brought me to tears. So incredibly wholesome and adorable. I’m accepting this as canon. What the fuck. This is amazing.

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    “No!” Mike exclaimed, “Holly, I’m not marrying him!

    “Why?” Holly whined, as Mike tried to walk away. She threw both arms around his legs and sank to the floor, sitting on his feet so that it was extremely difficult to walk.

    “Because,” said Mike, trying to free himself from her grip by shaking his legs. She only held on tighter.

    “But he’s so amazing,” said Holly, as Mike shuffled his feet slowly when he realised she would not be relinquishing her hold on him anytime soon. He dragged her into the hallway so he could put on his coat. “He’s the best, most incrediblest, most fantastic babysitter in the whole world! You should marry him!”

    Or; Will Byers, well-known as an outcasted freak at Hawkins High, is Holly Wheeler’s babysitter, and perhaps the loveliest person Mike has ever met.

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    13 Jul 2026

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    ONE OF MY ALL TIME FAVORITES. Temperetas works in general are just so fucking good. They’re so cute in this fic and I love Holly specially.

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    r/DnD
    u/MWpaladin commented on “Can’t tell the difference between sorcerers and…” posted by u/LionsandTigers7 on r/DnD

    u/MWpaladin: Are you an actual idiot? Sorcerers and wizards are hardly even comparable. It’s not ‘the same thing’ in the slightest. A sorcerer’s magic doesn’t even come from a book of spells, their powers are INNATE. Maybe go back to third fucking grade before you ever try and DM a campaign of your own. Jesus Christ. Another important differentiation to note is… [expand]

    Or: a long, very long, retrospective of Mike’s reddit history.

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    06 Jul 2026

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    read later. my friend recommended this and it looks sooo goood mmm

    Edit: THIS IS INCREDIBLE. I don’t think I’ve ever like giggling and snickered to myself this much reading a fic. It is genuinely HILARIOUS. I had such a blast reading this omfg. I can’t believe I put off Reddit it for so long, this is amazing. Definitely one of my top fics now.

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    “So, I’ve been thinking," Mike throws his head back into the sofa’s head rest. “You know how I talk about girls all the time?”

    The pencil in Will’s hand freezes for just a moment, something Mike wouldn’t have been able to tell at all if he wasn’t staring right at Will’s hands to avoid his gaze. “So?”

    “Well, I’ve been thinking, right?”

    Will looks up, but Mike isn’t looking back at him. He’s picking at a loose thread on the couch cushion. “What, about girls?”

    “No,” Mike shakes his head, “about boys."

    Will nearly chokes on his tongue. “You’ve been thinking about boys?”

    or, mike conducts an uncomfortably elaborate semester-long personal inquiry project on how to be a better straight ally to his gay best friend. for educational reasons only. obviously

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    09 Jul 2026

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    Genuinely got me so emotional. Absolutely incredible, a must read. I got so close to crying while reading this fic. I still don’t think I’ve fully recovered from it yet. Go read it now.