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"I found a suitable replacement for my wind heart. Powerful chakra and an unusual kekkei genkai, but he had, shall we say, unique tastes. The only way to get close to him is to provide him with something that he will find interesting."
An attempt to acquire a new heart gives Kakuzu a chance to enact some more unusual kinks. How can he be to blame if he makes the most of the situation?
DDK 07: Dehumanization/Dollification/Forniphilia
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- Part 7 of Dead Dove Kinktober 2025 Fics
- Part 1 of All Dolled Up
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21 Jun 2026
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The Will of Fire burns brightest in those who protect.
Naruto’s life began with loss. Orphaned in the chaos that followed his birth and marked by a village that feared what it did not understand, he might have grown up alone. Instead, he was given to Tsuki, a former kunoichi who chose to give her days and her heart to children the world had set aside.
At the orphanage, Naruto grew up with forgotten children like him. He makes his own family with them, especially Lee and Tenten, who also dream of becoming shinobi. They trained in a borrowed courtyard and learned what it meant to be cared for. Though the village beyond their home remained cold and watchful.
When they enter the Academy, that home remains as the shinobi world begins to reveal its weight. Hatred does not fade easily, power demands a price, and children are often asked to carry burdens far too heavy for their years. Lessons learned about effort, restraint, and looking out for one another begin to matter in ways none of them fully anticipated.
Naruto and his friends must learn how to walk the shinobi path without losing the warmth that raised them and decide how they will protect the people they love.
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21 Jun 2026
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Tobirama, the talented strategist, taught himself occult practices for political maneuvering. He glimpsed into what the future holds. But more often, people aren't ready to face the truth.
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21 Jun 2026
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At a chaotic college party, Shikamaru Nara ends up making out with the last person he expected: Ino Yamanaka, the girl always handing out flyers on the quad.
The next day she becomes the last person he wants to see again. Because she’s in the statistics class where he’s the teaching assistant.
Over two years of classes, parties, study sessions, and mutual friends, they keep ending up in each other’s orbit—first by accident, then by habit.
When a lie about having a girlfriend turns into a fake relationship that everyone believes, Shikamaru and Ino agree to keep up the act.
It’s only temporary.
Until it isn’t.
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18 Apr 2026
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You should use the sharingan on me, Tobirama had told him on a perfectly average mission, perched on the balls of his feet and staring at Madara through the dark like a keen snake. Hone your abilities. Bring down our last obstacles.
It was, he maintains, entirely Tobirama’s fault that he was distracted enough to give away their hiding place and that the mission ran overtime by two days. Since then, it’s been continuous - a hundred proposals, constant prodding, weeks of listening to Tobirama list every possible reason to trap him in a genjutsu and…compel him into sex. The most grating argument he keeps bringing up is the baseless, stupid idea that Madara is deficient in the full use of his own kekkei genkai -
He huffs again, arms folded. It was better when Tobirama hardly spoke to him. It was infinitely easier and rather more effective to storm away from an argument when they still had separate homes and bedchambers and Tobirama had fewer hooks dug into his skin.
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17 Apr 2026
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Kinktober Day 22. Chains – Cage – Ropes
Seven years ago, civil war ignited Hi no Kuni and made forests into a wasteland. The flames spread to surrounding countries, annexed and divided and defended viciously. At the core of it all, two opposing factions remain locked in endless balance. For five, Madara has led the allied dōjutsu clans as their general, and slowly taken foothold after foothold through the land. Like the edge of a scroll set alight, burning slowly inwards.
He unknowingly acquires the Senju's second son as a hostage during the monsoon season. It becomes...complicated.
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- Part 12 of Kinktober 2025 - MDTB Edition
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15 Apr 2026
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Kakashi “misses” the hospital and lands on Iruka's balcony. What follows is a series of very public "not-a-dates," blueberry pancakes, and the slow, messy process of turning a legendary Jōnin and a dedicated teacher into a family.
Or: The one where Naruto takes the "two dads" rumor and runs with it, and Kakashi decides he’s actually okay with that.
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23 Mar 2026
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It has been more than 30 years since Alucard devoured and was devoured by the dimensional void. Integra and Seras had assumed he had been lost to time and space forever. Until this day. Alucard has returned to a world on the edge of global war and economic catastrophe, held together by Hellsing. But after spending a perpetual eternity murdering all other beings within himself, his priorities have been consolidated into one person, with one goal.
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12 Mar 2026
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Miss Water Tribe & the Heartbreak Prince by MichaelPhobia240145
Fandoms: Avatar: The Last Airbender (Cartoon 2005)
08 Jul 2026
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Possession. Katara. His.
His bride. His Fire Lady. The Southern Water Tribe traded rebellion for alliance, Hakoda’s resistance silenced with a single marriage vow. Together, they’ll look like saviors—two star-crossed lovers uniting nations, ending the war with peace in their hands.
Peace on Fire Nation terms.
And no one will dare protest.
___What begins as a ploy for the throne becomes far more than Zuko ever planned: an unplanned pregnancy, a rushed marriage, and every secret he’s kept spilling out too soon. A broken union no one knows about. Two children who only have half the story.
And a war that pits husband against wife.
“You can leave, but you’ll always be my wife.
And I’ll never stop trying to get you back.”Bookmarked by SmallAngryTurtle
18 Feb 2026
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The series follows vampires, werewolves, ghosts (?), and more! The series begins with TTIGAR, when secret vampire Jonathan Sims and unsubtle werewolf Tim Stoker move their private eye business to the quaint town of Stoneworth, where absolutely nothing sinister is afoot and their new flat definitely isn't haunted. After all, ghosts certainly aren't real.
This series contains themes of blood drinking, cannibalism, canon-typical Lonely content, violence, and references to past abuse. It is also fluffy, with a happy ending!
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Bookmarked by SmallAngryTurtle
13 Feb 2026
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Jonathan Sims always wanted children. He’d said so to his boyfriends who both expressed mutual interest in the concept too.
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06 Feb 2026
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they watched our sins through closed eyes by revolverbullets
Fandoms: Hetalia (Anime & Manga)
11 Jun 2026
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. ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁ ⟡ ݁ . ⊹ ₊ ݁.
As he marched down the stairs, he only had the will to respond to one question.
“Governor Jones, if you could tell Senator Braginsky anything right now after this debate, what would you tell him?”
“Easy,” he snorted, leaning his chin towards the microphone, “I’d tell him to bash his head against those fancy white pillars of his and knock himself out ‘til he’s as dead as a fucking rock.”. ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁ ⟡ ݁ . ⊹ ₊ ݁.
42-year-old Governor Alfred Jones is running for president of the United States. An uncharacteristically childlike yet prosperous man, raised in Texas by his Baptist family: a shining beacon in politics with a lavish life full of money and women. Best of all, he’s convinced he’s going to win.
37-year-old Senator Ivan Braginsky is running for president of the United States. A beautiful, intelligent man, raised in Moscow by his older sister: a reserved yet promising figure who rose from his position as an attorney to a politician. Best of all, he’s convinced he’s going to win.Bookmarked by SmallAngryTurtle
02 Feb 2026
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Team Building Exercises For a Harmonious Workplace by Prim_the_Amazing for aunt_zelda
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
16 Nov 2020
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“Oh, no,” Sasha says, in a horrified, delighted sort of way.
“Okay, now I’ve gotta see this,” Tim says, getting up as well.
Martin gets close enough to see the title printed out on the cover in big, blocky text. Team Building Exercises For a Harmonious Workplace.
Tim lets out a bark of laughter as soon as he comes close enough to see it. Jon is holding the book like it’s a piece of garbage he’d very much like to drop into the bin before going to wash his hands, touching it as little as possible.
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The Archives crew stumble across a Leitner.
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- 22,139
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11 Oct 2025
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Three Sheets to the Wind by myrtlebroadbelt for DoctorTrekLock
Fandoms: Black Books (TV)
25 Dec 2023
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A customer mistakes Fran, Manny, and Bernard for a throuple.
They start to wonder if it's true.
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05 Oct 2025
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Adder and the various times he provides food for his friend.
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03 Oct 2025
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"So, here’s Jon, constantly underfed and poorly rested, constantly in the archives, surrounded by three textbook type As leeching their goddamn pheromones into his airspace. God, his body must think he and his three assistants are the last four humans alive on Earth. Of course he would O-flip."
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02 Oct 2025
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the load, the shock, the pressure by the_ragnarok
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
06 Jul 2021
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Jon does not like having heats. Jon has a brilliant solution: he'll just ignore his heat until it goes away. This does not work out very well.
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02 Oct 2025
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Experience and Gertrude Robinson had taught Elias Bouchard two things:
1) Never underestimate a woman with a dead cat and access to C4 explosives, and
2) The Archives worked best when it was a polycule of socially awkward, actively fucking nerds.Every previous Archivist had been game for Jonah’s particular brand of team-building (aka, office orgies). He’d thought Gertrude’s single cat-lady stance had been mostly ironic. It hadn’t.
Unfortunately, her successor seemed to be following in her footsteps in that way. Not only was Jonathan Sims the single least sexual person Jonah had ever met (including Gertrude, who at least had some dommy vibes) he’d chosen two assistants with whom he’d already formed purely platonic bonds and who had previously been in a relationship with each other and amicably decided that it just hadn’t worked out. The most mature, adult, reasonable and unsexy situation imaginable.
There was only one option. The last resort. The big guns.
Martin Blackwood. Office slut.
The most hilarious part is that Martin doesn’t even know he’s a slut yet. But Jonah’s an expert at tipping one domino over and watching the rest fall…
…in bed.
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01 Oct 2025
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gotenir, kir'manir; ni dinu (give birth, give a soul; i give) by TransSilver
Fandoms: The Mandalorian (TV), Star Wars - All Media Types
13 Mar 2022
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Din is Grogu's buir (Din is not his father). As their ad'ika, he should learn his new language.
or: Din grieves someone still living, the Force shows them they are not truly parted. Fett tries to ease the loneliness.
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23 Jun 2025
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“Eds, what’s wrong?” Richie frets, “You smell distressed.”
“Am I a bad omega?” Eddie whispers.
“What? No, what made you think that?” he asks.
“Because I don’t know how to be an omega,” Eddie fusses.
“Eds, you don’t have to be anything but be yourself to be a good omega, the idea that you now have to be some stereotypical perfect little omega is archaic,” Richie says.
Eddie frowns. “But isn’t that what alphas want?”
“I don’t want anything but you, Eds,” Richie promises.
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Eddie has his life turned upside down when he finds out he's an omega. Now he has to learn to adapt to a new part of his life that he never accounted for. Most importantly his first heat.
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- Part 1 of Sweet Talk
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 15,975
- Chapters:
- 5/5
- Comments:
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Bookmarked by SmallAngryTurtle
05 Jan 2025