SlowPiracy



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    Stede Bonnet is having a day of it. He's suddenly getting divorced, he's questioning everything he thought he knew about his sexuality, and while exploring he's accidentally subscribed to the live webcam feed of popular camboy Blackbeard.

    In the process he's won a competition he didn't know he was entering, to get a little more up close and personal. Unhinged shenanigans ensue.

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    08 Jul 2026

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    "I should have been there with you," Stede said, voice rough. "If I hadn't left—"

    "Stede," Ed said, frustrated. He wiggled backwards out of Stede's arms and held his face in his hands, so that Stede couldn't look away. "It wasn't you leaving that did it. Stop thinking it was your fault."

    "Okay," Stede said, clearly agreeing because he felt like he had to, and not because he actually agreed.

    "Actually," Ed said, shaking Stede's head slightly for emphasis. "I was getting over you. I did some really excellent wallowing. I ate all of your marmalade, and I drank almost all of your brandy."

    That got him a laugh.

    "That's so much marmalade," Stede said.

    After everything settles down, Ed and Stede finally start to talk about it.

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    07 Jul 2026

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    After a long day at the garage, Ed settles in for some alone time at a quiet bar. But when he begins to attract some unwanted attention, a handsome stranger steps in to help take matters into his own hands. Ed’s more than okay with it.

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    05 Jul 2026

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    Honestly, fuck Jack. Ed could do so much better than fuckin' "Calico" Jack. Just because he'd been in a funk for a few years that didn't mean... Well, Ed knew he was attractive. He could be sexy. He could. And he could pull someone so completely opposite to Jack they might as well be from different planets.

    Enter the gorgeous posh blond bloke at the end of the bar.

    Oh, he would do nicely.

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    Ed and Stede have the worst exes in the world, but with a little bit of fuckery and a fabricated relationship (that's maybe getting a bit too real), they can help each other get them off their backs.

    But what happens when their attraction to each other grows, and yet they’ve only agreed to touch each other when other people are around?

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    16 Jun 2026

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    Sometime after the Crucifixion, Aziraphale runs into a familiar face at entirely the wrong sort of party.

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    21 May 2026