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“Oh my god,” Piano Man whispered. “You probably assaulted a CEO.”
“NO –“ Chuuya denied, “He’s probably a YouTuber or something, the whole vibe was unhinged.”
Albatross wiped a tear from laughing. “You just described exactly your type, by the way. Hot. Tall. Rich. Annoying. Possibly dangerous. Wears suits unnecessarily. Definitely your type.”
An alternate universe where -
The Flags live
Oda lives
Chuuya is a TECHGOD, a genius compsci student-slash-barista trying to survive uni life without triggering any national cybersecurity incident
and Dazai is the CEO/Port Mafia boss who just wants to spend time with his boyfriend- Language:
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30 Jun 2026
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Some secrets shouldn’t be uncovered by MeowMeowWithAGun
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
23 Jun 2026
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Spending most of his chilhood locked away in a lab,
A-258Chuuya, didn't wish for nothing more then average life. But where he goes, Arahabaki follows.
Dazai is the boss of Port mafia for two years now, and his life couldn't be more boring. When he meets oblivious ginger with awful fashion sense and no self-preservation instinct, his life had might just got a meaning.Ft: Two oblivious (and fucking dangerous) idiots who are on a run from the government, as they try to keep their identities hidden and protect the other one from their followers.
WEEKLY UPDATES — EVERY MONDAY
- UPDATES ONCE/TWICE A MONTH (Might change, slower updates.)- Language:
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24 Jun 2026
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14 Jun 2026
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The one where Chuuya is being worked to the point of collapse by a Mori Ougai who has forgotten the meaning of 'optimum,' and Dazai decides to stage the most elaborate extraction in Yokohama's history. With a ghost, fake marriage, and a sugar daddy!
It involves a dead-end paper trail, a legendary fortune belonging to a "reclusive heir" who looks suspiciously like a certain suicide enthusiast in a three-piece suit, and a marriage certificate that serves as Chuuya's one-way ticket out of the underworld. Now, Chuuya just has to figure out how to be the "trophy husband" of Yokohama's wealthiest socialite without accidentally punching a hole through a ballroom wall.
“You’re staring at the open door and apologizing to the bars for wanting to leave.
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11 Jun 2026
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Twenty-two year old Nakahara Chuuya, bartender and college dropout, is going through all the motions of life. He has a simple job, a roof over his head, and food on the table. But although he has a life, he's not exactly... living.
That is, until one day, rich businessman and heir of Mori Corporation, Dazai Osamu, walks into his bar.
Although Dazai Osamu is stupidly perfect, and oddly charming, there's something about him that seems dangerous to Chuuya, and the rumors surrounding Mori Corporation and the Port Mafia don't help his case.
But, when Chuuya falls...
He falls hard.
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09 Jun 2026