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    heyyy !

    this is going to be a series of random one-shots, pov changes, deleted scenes, and anything else i think of that didn't make it into the main allie jackson series. if you have any requests / have anything you'd like to see, leave a comment and i'll do what i can :)

    updates will be pretty scattered, as i'll probably just write as ideas come to me / things get requested, but i hope you'll enjoy it all the same <3

    ~xoxo, trin

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    16 Jul 2026

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    16 Jul 2026

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    When the woman returned with the baby boy in her arms, Poseidon loomed over his shoulder and Dionysus somehow resisted the urge to scoff as he examined the baby boy. His uncle’s overprotective streak wasn’t ending anytime soon.

    The boy’s hair was black, certain to be unruly. But the bigger issue was the eyes. The boy inherited his father’s sea green eyes and would instantly give him away. “The eyes have to go.”

    Both the woman and Poseidon tense and the wine god doesn’t resist scoffing this time. “As in his eye color! Did you think I meant gouging his eyes out?!”


    Or: In order to hide Percy’s parentage, Poseidon convinces Dionysus to claim Percy instead.

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    13 Jul 2026

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    Rated teen for minor swearing. Based off of @lenamassuda on tik tok.

    “Mr. D is not your father.”
    “I could be”

    Chiron shook his head in exasperation, “You do realize that you have now claimed Percy?”

    He shrugged, “So what, I’m not Peters father.”

    “Legally, you have claimed him,” Chiron explained, “he is technically yours now.”

    Dionysus’s carefree grin slid off his face, “what?”

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    Percy now has two godly parents (who don’t quite get along) to deal with while struggling to find Zeus’s missing lightning bolt. This is certainly an interesting summer

     

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    Slow updates but not abandoned!

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    13 Jul 2026

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    Percy’s always known he was a bit different from the other children. The other children didn’t have sharp teeth or claws. The other children didn’t have scales or gills. The other children weren’t able to detect when someone was coming up behind them by the way their footsteps sounded, even if you were across the street. The other children couldn’t see the future or the past in their dreams or flashes of someone's fate when he looked at them. They weren’t able to hear the sound of someone’s breath from 30 feet away.

    But Percy was okay with that. He didn’t need any of the other kids. They stayed away from him even if they couldn’t see his ever-changing eyes that could stare into your soul or his too-long fingers with claws instead of nails. But that was okay, he told himself, he had his Mom, Auntie Bronze, and Apollo, and that was all he needed.

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    Percy Jackson is a mischievous little shit with baby seal eyes and a talent for getting gods wrapped around his fingers.

    (Also there is no Oath of The Big Three cuz I said so.)

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    04 Jul 2026